Sunday, March 07, 2010

Adam Gadahn Arrested in Pakistan. Big Fucking Deal.

AP - The American-born spokesman for al-Qaida has been arrested by Pakistani intelligence officers in the southern city of Karachi, two officers and a government official said Sunday as video emerged of him urging U.S. Muslims to attack their own country.


A picture of the little bitch-ass traitor

Okay, they caught him. Now what?
Now it's time for The Obamessiah to put up or shut the fuck up.
Go immediately to Pakistan and take custody of him, bring him back, try him for treason by Military Tribunal and then hang him publicly and immediately. Shouldn't take more than a week, tops.

But what's really going to happen is that they're going to haggle for months if not years about should he be tried in a civilian or military court, then they're going to provide him with an attorney as if he were an American citizen (keep in mind he renounced his US citizenship and tore up his passport in one of his videos) and then the real dog and pony show will start.
His pro bono attorney is going to trot out a shitload of psychiatrists that are all going to testify that none of this was poor Adam's fault - he either had a traumatic childhood or he didn't get as many valentines in 3rd grade as the other kids or he was buttfucked by his daddy or he didn't like apple pie and ice cream, but most likely that he was brainwashed and indoctrinated by people that he thought were his friends but really were using him as a tool to push their agenda of hate and terror. And before I forget, guess who's paying for all these so-called experts? You got it - his sworn enemies. Me and you and Woody and Lula and Hubbs (her's not mine. I ain't that way) and Deb and Stevienatt and BillyBob and Skip and YOLO and Tattoo Jim.
Hold on a second. I need to take a deeeeep breath and get a chew in.
Okay. Then they're going to find the cocksucker not guilty due to reason of mental duress, they're going to cut him loose, he's going to go hang out with his fellow traitors Tom Hayden and Jane Fonda, maybe go visit and have dinner with the Clintons, then he's either going to pursue an acting career or run for Senator in the State of Kaliforniastan.
There you have it, folks.

6 comments:

FLYNAVY said...

CNN jumped the gun it looks like. Intel on this side of the pond is that Pakistan captured Abu Yahya & not the US AQ douchebag....but the good news is Yahya knows where alot of other folks are & is singing.

wirecutter said...

What? The media was wrong? Oh my goodness......
Well, hopefully they're waterboarding ol' Abu and he sings a good tune.
Thanks for the update and thanks for your service, Sir.

drjim said...

Hang the little bastard....

Sir Richard said...

http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/fakealqaeda.html

This article may be of interest...

Deb said...

Regardless of whether or not the traitor was caught, I'm sure we're all paying for it one way or another. Say "Adam Gadahn" three times fast and it sounds like "I'm God Damned". Karma.

wirecutter said...

Adamgadahn, Deb. You're right!