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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Yeah. I've been married.

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's lovely voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, my Love. . . Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
She replied "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."

Thanks, Scott.

7 comments:

  1. Thought you'd like that one!

    BTW...

    Fuck Pelosi, Reid, Frank, Dodd, Kerry and a whole host of others, too!

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  2. Thanks again, Scott.
    I don't even want to go into my list of "Fuck You" people.
    You named some of my favorites but I gotta add Jerry Brown, Gavin Newsome, Babs Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Harry Reid, Dennis Cordova, Scott Brown, Olympia Snow, etc....... The list goes on and on.

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  3. Almost had a heart attack there when I thought someone had stolen you from me. ;) I'm not a stalker, just had 4 beer.

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  4. Naw, Bella. I'm yours. Nekkid pics would keep me yours, though.
    ;-)

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  5. Only 4 beer? You're my kinda date. Drink six and then tell me how much you love me.....

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  6. Ok, I will try and drink 6 beers tonight. Later...

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  7. Ok, I'm on my 5th....watch out Wirecutter. I kid. One more and my sheets are my best friend. I'm a pretty cheap date though. :)

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