Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Yeah. I've been married.

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's lovely voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, my Love. . . Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
She replied "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."

Thanks, Scott.

7 comments:

Scott McCray said...

Thought you'd like that one!

BTW...

Fuck Pelosi, Reid, Frank, Dodd, Kerry and a whole host of others, too!

wirecutter said...

Thanks again, Scott.
I don't even want to go into my list of "Fuck You" people.
You named some of my favorites but I gotta add Jerry Brown, Gavin Newsome, Babs Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Harry Reid, Dennis Cordova, Scott Brown, Olympia Snow, etc....... The list goes on and on.

Bella said...

Almost had a heart attack there when I thought someone had stolen you from me. ;) I'm not a stalker, just had 4 beer.

wirecutter said...

Naw, Bella. I'm yours. Nekkid pics would keep me yours, though.
;-)

wirecutter said...

Only 4 beer? You're my kinda date. Drink six and then tell me how much you love me.....

Bella said...

Ok, I will try and drink 6 beers tonight. Later...

Bella said...

Ok, I'm on my 5th....watch out Wirecutter. I kid. One more and my sheets are my best friend. I'm a pretty cheap date though. :)