Knuckledraggin My Life Away : Don't ask if you don't want to know

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Don't ask if you don't want to know

5,000 men surveyed were asked Why they like blowjobs?

1 % liked the warmth
2 % liked the sensation.
3 % liked the eroticism.
94 % just liked the peace and quiet

-Stevienatt

1 comment:

AnonymousDecember 23, 2010 at 9:29 PM
No joke:
My ex-wife once said "the only time you're happy with me is when I'm s***ing your d***!"

I replied "Yeah - because that's the only time I can get you to STFU!"

One of many, many reasons why she's the "Ex"...
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