Saturday, August 14, 2010

mohammad sucks pigs

Had to throw the part about mohammed sucking pigs because I know (according to my sitemeter) most of the perverts viewing this are muslims that can't get a real woman if they tried.

Tweekers - yeah, we got 'em here too.


Some sorry-ass bitch motherfucking thief stole the flag off my front porch last night. The last time that happened was right after 9/11 when the stores were sold out, luckily I had a spare or three on hand back then.
You know what? You want a flag but can't afford one, come knock on my door. If I don't have one handy, I will go buy you one. Really I will. But if I catch you stealing mine I will fuck you up. Then I'll give it to you, but you gotta ask if it was worth the asswhipping or not.

Friday, August 13, 2010


He's not attending the muslim event, the motherfucker is HOSTING it. What kinda shit is this?

WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama on Friday will speak up for religious freedom at a dinner celebrating the Islamic holy month of Ramadan, emphasizing that point just as New York City is immersed in a deeply sensitive debate about whether a mosque should be built near ground zero.
Obama has not yet spoken about the mosque controversy. The White House has been calling the matter solely a local one.
White House spokesman Robert Gibbs would not directly say whether Obama would address the mosque when he hosts the iftar dinner that breaks the holiday's daily fast. But Gibbs quickly added that Obama believes strongly in the tenet of religious freedom and would be speaking out on that.
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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Uh, no. You don't.

So who or what gave you these rights? If you are full blooded you might have a slight argument, but the simple truth of the matter is a huge majority of hispanics are mongrels just like us white folks.
And why, if you're so proud of your heritage, do you speak the language of your conquerors, the Spaniards?

Yeah. No shit.


Hey, I was wondering if y'all could do me a favor.
If you run across any links in my blogroll that haven't been updated in a month, have been shut down, inactive, would you kind enough to email me at or comment on this post?
There is no way in hell I can read all my blogroll links, in fact I only have a couple I check daily, some on the weekends and a few maybe once a month.
But Woody mentioned to me a couple of weeks ago that there's a few inactive ones. My blogroll is getting huge and there's just no sense keeping them on there.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Busch beer

Damn, I was beginning to wonder if I was the only motherfucker that drank Busch, but after reading the comments on my post about it (2 posts down) I now know others have seen the light.
Busch out here is running $6.99 a 12 pack or a buck and a quarter for a Tall Boy.
I was getting off work one day and one of my bosses asked if I was heading to the bar and I told him no, I had a couple of dozen Buschs' in the icebox at home and I was going home to drink every damned one of them.
He stopped and asked "Busch? You drink Busch? Tell me, do you try to be a fucking redneck or does it just come natural?"
It just comes natural, Cap......

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Reality sucks

-Yolo (who else?)

I'm in heaven

Sonofabitch, I can't think of nothing that tastes better than a cold Busch beer going over a dip of Copenhagen from a freshly opened can after a hard days' work..
Now how Okie does that sound?

Monday, August 09, 2010

Good one Chelsea!

With Chelsea 's wedding on Saturday, July 31st...
Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom so she asked Chelsea ...
"Have you had sex with Marc?"
Chelsea replied.... "Not according to Dad"


A bad day? Ya think?

Police arrested a JetBlue flight attendant today at New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport after he got into a verbal altercation with a passenger and then fled the scene by sliding down the plane's emergency evacuation chute.

It all happened as the plane pulled into the gate at JFK after what had been a routine flight from Pittsburgh. But shortly after landing, a passenger stood up as the plane was taxiing to the gate and began removing his bags from the overhead bin. According to the Wall Street Journal's Sean Gardiner, the flight attendant, identified as Steven Slater, asked the passenger to return to his seat.
A "heated" exchange ensued, which culminated in Slater walking to the rear of the plane, where he grabbed the intercom. "To the passenger who called me a motherf***er, f*** you!" Slater yelled, passengers tell the New York Daily News. "I've been in the business 28 years. I've had it. That's it." He activated the emergency chute and slid away.
Slater then walked along the jetway into the terminal, where he took a shuttle to the employee parking lot. Observers watched as he ripped off his JetBlue tie and threw it to the ground. Slater got into his vehicle and drove to his home in Queens. According to the New York Times' Ray Rivera, he was arrested shortly afterward and faces charges of criminal mischief and trespassing.
A source tells WNBC that Slater was "having a bad day."

Via Yahoo! news

Sunday, August 08, 2010

I know she (burp, whew) wants me

A few thoughts

I got more comments from the post below about me not being able to open a can because I trimmed my thumbnails than I get from most of my posts. That tells me about the quality of my readers...... My kinda people......

Why in the fuck do dogs like to eat catshit? I can't bring myself to try it yet.

Speaking of dogs, it's 105 outside and I scorch the soles of my feet to check my dinner in the smoker. Yet CharlieGodammit not only can lay on those hot paver bricks, but he can sit on them without blistering his asshole.

How come black folks get sunburned?

Why is it that when I climb into the shower and think about how good it feels and I really should do it more often, that I don't? Is there a rule against showering twice daily whether you need it or not?

How come I like my food so spicy that it makes my eyes water and I have to take a break from eating just to cool down?

Why is it I can be jamming down the road with the windows down, the radio turned down so low you can't hear ir, yet I can fucking tell when a bitch-ass Rolling Stones song comes on? I already know why I want to do a header with a big rig when that happens.....

Why is it I place great value on family yet avoid my relatives like the plague?

How come every time I see a kid with his britches sagging down below his ass cheeks I want to sink a steel toe into his nuts? And along the same lines, when I see somebody with their ball cap turned backwards why do I want to twist his head around so his cap is facing the right way?

Why why why did I just wonder what it would feel like to stick a red hot screwdriver up my ass?