Saturday, November 20, 2010

Report: Napolitano considering Hamas-linked CAIR's demands for Muslim women in airports, including the "self-pat-down"

The Department of Homeland Security needs to clarify its position here without delay. CAIR advised Muslim women in the press release quoted here that:
"Instead of the pat-down, you can always request to pat down your own scarf, including head and neck area"...

Two facts should be self-evident to demonstrate how outrageous this idea is. First, the whole point of being searched by someone else is to find concealed objects. A "self-pat-down" clearly defeats that purpose and is a completely unacceptable lapse in security. Let's remember the stakes here: if something goes wrong in air security in the wrong place at the wrong time, people die. There is enough margin for error in the system already without adding this variable.

Secondly, the fact that Napolitano could even be considering such a measure highlights a double standard for special treatment that would not be considered for any other religious group, but is extended to Muslims without a second thought. What is going on here is a politically correct sort of anti-profiling: by all appearances, the air security apparatus bends over backwards to profile Muslims as not being a threat, in a way that it does not strive to reassure other demographic groups in the traveling public.

We are told time and again that Muslims in America just want to be treated like everyone else. Ergo, if you want equal treatment as a Muslim woman, participate in your social responsibilities equally even when it is awkward or inconvenient, rather than acting like some kind of demigoddess whose head and neck are untouchable by sullied human hands in the screening line. Your head and neck are as human as that of the next non-Muslim lady in line who is no more thrilled to be there than you are.

But let's remember why we're standing there waiting with our shoes in a plastic bin, and why so many security procedures have come into being in the first place: Islamic jihadists keep trying to bring down our planes, more and more with explosives concealed on their bodies.


No habla, wedo

If you touch my junk.......

Check out how matter-of-factly this asshole speaks when he's talking about destroying your civil liberties.

This really frosts my ass.....

Gotta tell you something, Janet.
You have imposed such restrictive rules for airline travel that I will never fly again.
It was easy enough to implement the Israeli policies (which are highly successful) of screening but you chose to ignore it. Let's subject Americans to humiliating searches.
What really sucks is that muslims are exempt from these searches (even though members of their "peace loving" religion are responsible for this shit) due to the tenants of their religion.
You motherfuckers caused this shit and yet you have the balls to complain......
And our HS chief bows down........
Fuck you Obama, Janet, TSA, and the rest of you chickenshit motherfuckers.

Can I get an amen as a comment?

Where's my Fatwa, ya li'l bitch?
C'mon, you ain't skeered of a gun-totin' coyote hunter now, are ya?
Gotta tell you, Achmed. There's a shitload of us Good Ol' Boys (and Girls) out there that feel the same way.

The elephant in the room

A few days ago, a good friend of mine got hauled upstairs for making a remark that he had to load trucks "between two white guys". Okay, if you knew Curtis the way that we all in the room knew, you'd have laughed too. I mean, it was funny.
It was a fucking joke, but the boss in the office (Fat John)  decided that it was a way to be kiss some ass on the warehouse manager and went upstairs to report him.
What a fucking suckass.
To Toms' (the manager) credit, he down played it and just told Curtis to be cool around Fat John.
Today, I noticed that somebody had stolen a roll of shrinkwrap off my towmotor and reported to Fat John that a person of unknown race stole my wrap.
Seeing as 85% of the people at my warehouse are hispanic and fully 30% are illegal, I doubted he would report me.
It might have something to do that he is hispanic.......

Crash and burn? I hope not....

You know, there's a lot of things that we promise ourselves that we never do, but one of my biggest regrets in life is that I never learned to fly.
Sonofabitch, it seemed like something so easy to do. I mean, there are kids that were to young to drive cars but they have their pilots' license.
Right about the time I decided to learn to fly, all the schools here in the valley shut down due to the recession.
Them that know me call this Lane Luck.
Now I would be content to be at the controls of a plane for a few minutes. I mean, I can crash a plane without any training whatsoever, but to actually control an aircraft?
Some day......

Thursday, November 18, 2010


Okay, check this shit out.
I'm working some overtime and lately I've been watching a coyote family mousing a cornfield on my way home. My ex brother-in-law is threatening to shoot me, an old sweetie is trying to contact me and I got 2 calls to hunt coyotes tonight.
As you might tell, things are a bit hectic at the moment.
I've got to check Wile E and family tomorrow night after I get off. I also  need to call Mark and tell him to fuck off, call the ex (there's a reason she's an ex) and tell her the same thing and call Tom and Jorge to set up a meeting.
I'll post more shit Saturday.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Site hits

I'm sorry but I gotta share this. I think it funnier than hell.
Lately I've been tracking hits to my site (quit tripping) so I can see where my visitors are from and what attracts them to my literary masterpiece. Seriously, it's to make your visit more enjoyable.
If it's a stateside hit, I get a town and state and a referral, usually Google with search words ranging from Dogs to babes to White Trash - generally what you'd expect from my caliber of readers. And a huge amount of you are return readers. This is good for me. I go no further, this is all I want to know.
For an overseas hit, I get the same info but I dig a little deeper.
I've found that I get a shitload of hits from all over the mid and near east. This gets my curiosity up. Is this because of my "Fuck Mohammad" remarks? Am I finally getting a fatwa that I feel I truly deserve? Is some mad arab gonna look me up to behead me and try to buttfuck Charliegodammit?
Invariably the search word or entry page is "Camel-toe" (From an arab? Imagine that!), there's a lengthy stay on the site and it ALWAYS is about the Babes, Skanks or Camel-toe categories.
So much for the "devout" muslim.
Maybe I should add a goat child category. My muslim hits will skyrocket. Maybe Obama bin Laden himself will comment.
Fuck, I'm gonna run with this. I hit a fair amount of livestock auctions and I do see some fairly sexy (to Achmed and the Boys) goats and sheep now and again.

My hero

Elmer Keith - Cowboy, Guide, Big game hunter, Expert marksman, Designer of the 357, 41 and 44 magnums, and Godfather of modern reloading.
I cannot say enough about what this man contributed to the world of shooting and firearms. If you want to read his story in his words, find a copy of "Hell, I Was There" and Sixguns".
If there was one man that I could fashion my life after it would be Mr. Keith with Col. Jeff Cooper (USMC Ret.) running a very close second.
Both are deceased now but their legends will live on.

Who's your bitch now, Achmed?


What's actually inside a can of whoop-ass?

Thanks, Randy.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Fun and games in traffic

Bear with me on this one, it's got a bit of a lead-in before the story.

Anybody that's ever used a hand coyote call knows that it's something that you can't do real well right out the gate, especially coyote vocalization calls like barks, yips, howls and ki-yis.
And you gotta be able to switch the calls up without a lot of thought. For example, you're using a wounded jackrabbit squall and you bring in a pair of coyotes. You take the furthest one out first, but the near one has hit afterburner at the sound of the shot and is headed over the nearest ridgeline. Then you snatch your ki-yi and give it a try, hoping it'll either stop or circle back around to check on its' partner. The ki-yi sounds like your puppy when you stomped on its' little paw - "Ike-ike-ike-ike". My point is that you don't have time to figure out how to use it then, you better already know where to bite that reed, how much air to push through and when to taper off.
And because of that, I generally have a coyote call within reach for that spontaneous practice blow. I practice at home in my Camouflaged BassPro Easy Chair, I practice when I'm driving, damn near anywhere except work and the library.

So today was a pretty pleasant day, temps were in the upper 60s and sunny. I was driving around town with my window down, doing errands, enjoying the weather and just happened to get caught at the busiest intersection in town right at noon. I was playing with a couple of different calls, blowing them softly, while it took me 3 light cycles before I got up to the intersection. Right when the light changed, I honked hard on the ki-yi call and watched traffic in all 6 lanes immediately come to a stop while everybody tried to figure out if they were the one that ran over that puppy.
It's a good thing I was first in line because it was still stalled by the time I made the next light.
And no, I didn't do it on purpose.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Gotta give me an "A" for effort

Hey, what the fuck does a good ol' boy gotta do to have them mooslims declare a fatwa on me?
They did it for that babe that did the "Draw Mohammed Day" and scared her so bad that she quit her job, moved and went into hiding.
Now I've put some serious effort into this shit, calling Mohammed a child molester and a goat fucker (basically an arab Okie when you think about it) and I get several hits a day from the mid-east. Surely somebody has noticed....

Drunk chicks - gotta love 'em

Manners are everything

I had a "date" tonight - nothing special planned, just get together, maybe grab a bite to eat, something like that.
But after waiting and waiting on her to call and say she was ready I finally called her and went straight to voice mail. She still hasn't returned my call.
Okay. I'm a big boy. I can handle being canceled on so you can wash your hair, attend to your dying mother, dig the crud out from under your toenails, whatever. But godammit, at least have the decency to call so I can make other plans.
I took a shower and even scraped my face, cleaned the inside of my truck and even put on a clean pair of socks, all for nothing. I could be laying in a tractor rut at this very moment waiting to kill something.
It really pissed me off that I shaved when I didn't need to.

Mother of the Year

We don't have a problem?

By The Numbers

30% of immigrants in the United States are illegal.
61% of illegal immigrants are ages 25 to 44 (working age).
73% of children of illegal immigrants are U.S. citizens by birth.
47% of illegal immigrants ages 25 to 64 have less than a high school education; by contrast, only 8 percent of U.S.-born residents in that age group have not graduated from high school.
6.8% of students enrolled in grades K-12 in U.S. schools are children of illegal immigrants. In California, Arizona, Colorado, Nevada and Texas, at least 10 percent of K-12 students are the children of illegal immigrants.
35% of illegal immigrants are homeowners.
11% of people living below the poverty line in the United States are illegal immigrants.
$11,900 is the median income for illegal immigrants. By contrast, the median income for U.S.-born residents is $23,300.
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States with the largest illegal immigrant population:
California: 2.6 million
Texas: 1.45 million
Florida: 1.05 million
New York: 925,000
New Jersey: 550,000

Sources: Congressional Research Service; Pew Hispanic Center; Public Policy Institute of California

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