A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The pack leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "Hey! What the fuck are you doin'?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While the biker did not want to appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked her, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
She gave the dude a long, deep lingering kiss.
After they were finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you're gonna be wastin'. I can only imagine what your blowjobs are like. So why are you wanting to X yourself out?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"