Tuesday, March 15, 2011

God Bless Texas

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, “Well, did anyone else see my face?”
There were a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak.
Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and while keeping his head down said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you......."

-Orbitup

5 comments:

Bella said...

Good one Orbitup. Gave me a good chuckle.

TexasFred said...

Well, that's a *thinking man* if ever there was one... LMAO

It's just my opinion, I could be wrong said...

Yeah you pissed me off with your stupid comment about saying this on another blog. You Knuckledraggin ass-hole!!

"This is Just a warning for you Godless America hating Leftards....more is coming....you will be crying out to God to save your sorry asses!!"

wirecutter said...

Fuck off, asshole.
Not you, Fred or Bella. The other guy.

Niki said...

This fuckhead is really pissing me off. Reading his shit is a waste of my time. Please dump his ass.