Friday, March 25, 2011

We need ALL the options, lady.

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to the Texas panhandle.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a glass of Jack Daniels, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Hellfire ma'am, I didn't know we had a choice...."

-Aunt Polly

3 comments:

Bella said...

Did your Auntie Polly really send that in?? Yah, Auntie Polly!!!

wirecutter said...

I love my aunt Polly.
She's not blood relation, friends with Mom and Pops since high school. She was the second person to hold me after I was born - Pops was in France - and I love her more tha life itself.

dhanna59 said...

As I travel down
that bluebonnet highway,

I thank God
I'm a lucky man,

To live my life
and die in Texas,

Somewhere between the Red,
and Rio Grande.