Thursday, April 14, 2011

Hate mail

So I'm thinking I should start publishing my hate mail and my replies.
Seriously, I doubt my replies will ever get back to the motherfuckers that send me shit because they're generally sissies and send their shit from dummy addresses, but we can only hope. But at least we can have a laugh at their cowardly asses, huh?
Actual emails and my replies.....

First of a series......

I stumbled on your blog by acciedent and i am sorry i did so.
You are the most intolerant person alive. I hope you die in a car accident.

Me too and I hope that I do a header right into your Smart Car. At least it'll be quick for me with the weight of your batteries. You, on the other hand, will probably die in my gasoline fire. Have fun with that.
Learn to spell.

6 comments:

Bushwack said...

Oh man, you got really wimpy ones... You oughta see the ones I get... I am loved greatly by the liberpukes and Progressifucks. For some reason they think I'm a beer drinkin bog dwelling redneck racist hick who lives in a trailer park... I keep tellin em its Mobile Estate... Fuckers...

Seriously, I've offered to meet several of them so they could kick my ass like they say they want to, but so far I've always been sitting at the bar waiting. I end up drunk and don't get my ass kicked, it's a win win I guess...

wirecutter said...

This one wasn't shit, but it was the only one I got so far tonight.

Yeah, I've made the same offer myself.
Like my mean motherfucking Pops has always said, if somebody's talking about it, there's a reason they're talking about it instead of doing it."

Yeah, I average a couple a week from cowards. The one that actually had the balls to meet up turned out to be a righteous motherfucker. We didn't agree on everything but at least he showed up packing his opinion and a Kimber 45. We ended up swapping drinks all night.

Anonymous said...

Wow such nice mail ya get! I'm a daily reader. Keep up the fine work!

Tetzman

stevienatt said...

Spit roasting ignorant motherfuckers is one of my favorite past times. Easy prey. Never had one of these ballsy bastards want to meet me in the parking lot though. Go figure.

Skip said...

Ken, come on over to the Gun Blogger Rondy in Reno in Sept.
Bitchin peeps, a lot of shootin', check out Mr. Completely's blog.
If your tight on bread let me know what caliber you need and I'll front the ammo.

wirecutter said...

Thanks, Skip.
I may be tight on money and food but I literally have enough ammo to last me several years.
I'll see how it goes, but will you send me a reminder a couple of weeks before?