Monday, April 18, 2011

Pissed off pissed on dog

I was in the bathroom a little earlier trying to piss (fucking prostate, I hate getting old) and right when I finally let go, CharlieGodammit stuck his head right between my legs from behind.
That stream of recycled Busch beer hit him, me and the walls.......
I'm sorry, I laughed til the tears came at the stupid fucker as he was rolling on the ground pawing at his eyes and sneezing his ass off.
Dumbass. Bet he doesn't do that again.
Guess who's sleeping outside tonight because it was too fucking late to give him a bath? At least I could dry off after another shower.......