Friday, September 09, 2011

My pet cat Stumpy

I knocked at my neighbor's door today. I said "Your fucking cat keeps jumping over the fence into my garden and shitting and pissing everywhere".
"Sorry pal, but there's nothing I can do" he replied "Cats just have an excellent ability to climb and scale large heights".
"Not yours anymore." I replied "Here's his fucking legs."

1 comment:

Stinkwilly said...

Too fucking funny WC, to funny!!!
That will stick with me the rest of the day.