Sunday, November 13, 2011

From the archives

Q:  What do you call a tweeker with a yeast infection?
A:  A Quarter Pounder - with cheese.


Anonymous said...

Heh...reminds me of:

What do you call Roseanne Barr out on the street holding a condom?

A half-ton pickup with a box liner...

Anonymous said...

They must have a lot of those in the OWS camps, cause there's a lot of whine to go with that cheese.

Joe Biden said...

Q: Why did Obama cross the road?

A: His dick was caught in the chicken.

Q: Who wears the pants in the Obama household?

A: Barry; but Michelle wears the strapon.