Wednesday, November 30, 2011

From the emails

Friend --

If you win a seat at the next dinner with three other supporters and me, you'll get to bring a guest.
I thought I'd bring one, too -- so I invited Michelle.
She's in.

Donate $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered to sit down for a meal with Michelle and me.

Michelle and I don't get to spend as much time as we'd like with the people who are building the 2012 campaign.
But we are incredibly grateful for all you're doing, whether it's volunteering and having one-on-one conversations in your communities or chipping in what you can to help build the organization.
We're looking forward to the chance to thank you in person, so I hope you'll take us up on it.
Make a donation today to be automatically entered for the chance to join us at the table:



Yeah. First of all, I don't dine with politicians and other scum. Secondly, no fucking way in hell am I going to be near food with Mooch-elle around. A man could lose an arm....... or his balls, like you did.


I started getting these fucking emails within an hour after turning myself in to and I've been getting them to the tune of 4 or 5 a day, every day. Is the man running his entire campaign via email?