Thursday, November 17, 2011

Only in San Fransicko

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Philadelphia, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
- Rob

5 comments:

Bartender Cabbie said...

good one!!!

Howie Honky said...

"No, sir, that's not a thermometer..."

Tattoo Jim said...

"Excuse me, but do you wear a wrist
watch?"
"Why, yes I do!"
"Then how about using it as a depth
gauge?"

Grumpyunk said...

Damn, after you get through it you think, "How come I didn't see that coming?"

Anonymous said...

Hell I'd never go back to that dentist again!
Paul in Texas