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Saturday, December 31, 2011

A Priest and a Rabbi.......

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading..
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

- Rob

1 comment:

  1. Yok yok yok!!!
    So, the town is so small that the priest, the rabbi and the minister all live within a block of each other and to save money, they buy a car to share three ways. Their schedules will work out perfectly this way. And the priest says, I think we should each do something to show the blessing of our own faiths upon this car, for the service of God.

    The priest then sprinkles the car with holy water and baptizes it. Then the minister reads to it from John's Gospel and lays hands on it.
    Then the rabbi runs into his house, comes out with a hacksaw and cuts an inch off the end of the tailpipe.

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