Thursday, December 15, 2011

You tell him, Sis

A nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban who was eating some fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one he spat the tail at her and she had to throw it out the window. Eventually she got pissed off and pulled the emergency cord. The turban wearing Muslim looked at her and said "You'll get fined $250 for doing that you stupid Catholic slut.
She laughed back and said "When I cry out rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years, you towel headed camel-fucker".