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Saturday, November 05, 2011

Uh-oh, Mooch-elle. They're gunning for ya.

Getting ready to make a run for the border

What? ANOTHER conservative blog???

Here's a new blog for y'all to check out.
He's been a long time reader and a frequent commenter and finally decided to start his own blog.
Bookmark him and visit often.
My Muse Shanked Me

Be sure to check out the post where he talks about an email he sent to several of us asking for advice.

New sidebar addition

Checking out the sidebar, you'll see a new addition - shopping links for Conservatives that ain't afraid to show the world they can't be cowed.
 I've done business with all that are listed so far and I can personally vouch for them - great all around service.
If you know of somebody that should be linked in, comment to this post with a link or email it to me.

Breathtaking

























The Perseus Cluster of Galaxies. Almost every point of light in this photograph is a separate galaxy - not a star.

Picture stolen from Ann Barnhardt

CharlieGodammit



























Ran across this picture of me and CGD from about a year ago.

Pops' attack dog

You know, it's bad enough that my father - 20 year career Soldier with 3 years in Vietnam and a fucking bad-ass in his younger days - would own a chihuahua, but when he came over today and told me he was buying her a sweater (!!!), I just about shit. He tried to make it better by telling me it was camouflage. With a little hood.
But still, Pops......... I mean, damn...... a sweater?

Solvents and gun oil supplies

Okay, everybody prepares for lean times in one way or another, whether it be for total economic collapse, nuclear war, civil unrest, or just plain ol' everyday hard times. You can be saving money, planting a garden, stockpiling weapons and ammo, whatever, but everybody practices one or all of these in one way or another for different reasons.
My focus right now is on the resisting end of the spectrum along with stockpiling supplies to live off of. Because I'm kinda sorta new to this (about a year) and I freely admit I don't know everything, so I read a lot on the subject of survivalism. Books, magazines, periodicals, and especially blogs and websites.
Now, depending on who you read, must-have POL supplies vary. Gasoline, heating and motor oil. The one thing I have never seen listed for buying in bulk are gun cleaning supplies.

Like everybody else that owns firearms and shoots them, I own a cleaning kit or 12. I'm serious, I've got one in my rifle case, one in my truck, and about a million different bits and pieces from a hundred old kits in the reloading room. But I've only got 3 small bottles of Hoppes #9, 3 small bottles of light viscosity oil and 2 cans of Break-Free, again for the truck, rifle case and reloading room.
Now, cleaning rods will last one hell of a long time, in fact for a lifetime unless you bend them. Bronze brushes do wear out and flatten down, but they've got a pretty long lifetime. So there's no worry on those.
But what about solvents and oils to keep your weapons in top shape? Hey, it doesn't take long to burn through your fluids particularly when you're using the hell out of your firearms. Just ask any dedicated benchrest or trapshooters. In damp climates, you'll clean your weapon every day whether it was fired or not as any Vietnam Vet can tell you.
So you might want to think about laying in a good supply of those items.

WH concerned that Israel won't notify them if Iran is attacked

(Haaretz) — U.S. officials are concerned that Israel will not warn them before taking military action against Iran’s nuclear facilities, a senior U.S. military official said Friday.
The official, who asked to remain anonymous, told the CNN network that although in the past, U.S. officials thought they would receive warning from Israel if it did take military action against Iran, “now that doesn’t seem so ironclad.”
The U.S. is “absolutley” concerned that Israel is preparing an attack on Iran’s nuclear facilities, and this concern is increasing, CNN reported the official as saying.
The U.S. has increased its “watchfulness” of Iran and Israel over the past few weeks, U.S. Central and European Commands, which watch Iranian and Israeli developments respectively, are “increasingly vigilant” at this time, according to the official, and a second military official who also spoke with CNN.
The military official emphasized that the U.S is concerned about the risk a strike against Iran could pose for American troops in Iraq and in the Persian Gulf, according to the CNN report.

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Damn, I wonder why. The first thing the Obamessiah would do is call Iran to tip them off. He knows it, Israel knows it, I know it and you know it.
Hell, if we can't trust him with our country, why would Israel trust him with theirs?
Fuck Obama.

Now that's a beautiful sight

A new place to hang out

Y'all gotta go over and check these fine folks out over at Evil Conservatives.
A forum and Conservative clothing and gear all in one place.
If they only sold ammo..........

http://evilconservatives.net/

A few interesting email excerpts

From the emails:

What is that 'Lan Astaslem' on the bottom left of your banner?

It means "I won't submit" in arabic - or so I'm told. For all I know it means "I suck camel cocks".

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What's a 22-250 got that a .223 doesn't? Why are you such a big fan?

Flatter trajectory, more speed, more energy dumped. Ballistics don't lie. I can aim dead on at 250 yards and be 2 inches low, still well within a coyotes' kill zone.
But hell, if you know your ballistics, it doesn't matter which one you're shooting.

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You're an asshole.

Yes I am.

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What would you have done if the "stinking hippie" had beat you up?

If he had recovered I had 4 feet of 3/16" chain, a ball peen hammer and/or a K-Bar to deal with him. But that's an odd question - he's a hippie. They don't have the balls to fight.

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You Sir, are a real American, standing up for your beliefs.

Yup, and I even have a genuine embossed and signed birth certificate (unlike our president) to prove it.

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How did CharlieGodammit get his name?

Live with him for a week and you'll find out. He'll raid your garbage cans, butt-fuck your old ladys' poodle, scare the mailman so bad they'll halt delivery to your house, fart in your face, eat your best pair of boots and lick your Evil Cats' ass 'til it's raw.
Any other questions?

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[url=http://www.umvdom.ru/]Секционные ворота[/url] на сегодняшний день – примета современности.Так раньше это считалось роскошью, то сейчас – это скорее необходимость, которая делает жизнь легче и хорошо сочетается с ритмом жизни. Очень популярной сейчас является установка [url=http://www.umvdom.ru/]Автоматические ворота[/url], стали обыденной необходимостью из-за постоянно растущего количества автотранспорта, кроме того, защищают участки от превращения в стоянки работниками офисных центров, которых все больше с каждым днем. В наше время популярными стали противопожарные двери.

No shit?

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Can you publish some ideas about my own 'Git Kit'? Maybe some pictures of yours?

You bet, sometime this weekend but I gotta tell you that there are others that are more qualified than me to speak on the subject. Check out the sidebar and look at the links under "Preppers, Survivalists...".

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Your sight is SO racist, you even have a catagory titled niggas. You should be blocked from posting.

It's true, my racist attitudes are emerging, thanks to the Obamessiah and all you fucking liberals continually telling me I'm a racist.
Did you happen to notice that I also have a category called White Trash? I thought not. Let's see...... Niggas, 19 posts. White Trash, 280 posts. I guess that means I am a racist, I hate white people.
Oh, by the way - you used the word sight in the wrong context. A sight is what you look through to aquire your target. You must've meant site. Looks like that college book-learning didn't do you a whole lot of good.

Wirecutter's saggin' (at least til I find my sewing kit)

I blew the top button out on the camouflage britches that I wear around the house and every time I got up, they drop half way down my ass.
I swear, I don't know how these kids nowadays can wear their britches that way. It's so damned uncomfortable it ain't funny.

Stormbringer enlightens us

Ever wonder just who in the hell are the Obamessiahs' Czars are and what are their qualifications?
Stormbringer has provided us a nice list.

From Stormbringer:
There are very few of us who know just what all of Obama's Czars do, as they quietly go about their "work" in the nation's capital. This listing of their names and job descriptions should be educational to all Americans, no matter what your political leaning. If you resent the existence of these extra-governmental "officials", with their very generous salaries funded by, you guessed it, you the taxpayer, then get angry with the one who put these characters on the payroll.

See who they are and realize what they want to do:


Joshua DuBois - Faith-Based CzarPolitical Black activist. Degree in Black Nationalism. Anti-gun ownership lobbyist. WHAT THE HELL DOES A FAITH BASED CZAR DO ? ? ?

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For the rest of these bastards, go on over to Stormbringers' place.
Remember, these are the people that the Obamessiah appointed without congressional approval to run my life and yours. That was mighty considerate of him, don't you think?
Fuck Obama.

Straight from the horses' mouth

That's my boy!!!!!

Thursday, November 03, 2011

Hippie Update

Nothing. Nada. Zip. I drove through the intersection today to see what havoc I could wreak and nobody was there. But this is California and the temps did drop to 55 degrees after the sun set, so they probably got uncomfortable and retired to their homes, the pussies.
Possibly they were discouraged because there was no mention in our local smut sheet, The Modesto Bee. Fuck it, if they can't get their picture in the paper, what was the sense in standing out there being abused by the general public?
That's a bunch of dedicated motherfuckers, ain't it?
In one of the comments on that post there was word that at least one of them got arrested. If it was the one I gassed, he was having a real bad day, huh?

I need to gas more hippies

Damn, I came home a few minutes ago and checked my sitemeter and I have 500 (no shit!) more hits than usual for this time of the evening, thanks to the good friends that linked me on it. I also have 19 comments to go through, plus 4 or 5 this morning before I left for work which is about double my normal amount.
I mean fuck, I only average 950 hits a day and slightly less on weekends because you're not checking me out at work instead of working, but when I checked about 5 minutes ago I had 1354 and it's only 7 PM.
And not only that but I picked up 5 more followers. How cool is that?
I may not be widely read, but my readers are some righteous motherfuckers.

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Oh fuck, they're breeding!

(NYP) — It’s the Autumn of Love!
Occupy Wall Street protesters are flocking to nearby health clinics for STD and HIV testing after getting their freak on in ’60s-style hookups with crusty strangers, sources told The Post yesterday.
“Last week was free love,” said a medical professional at a clinic located a short walk from Zuccotti Park, referring to the number of people who organizers have referred for sexually transmitted disease testing.
A volunteer at the park admitted concern among protesters about STDs.
“We give directions to clinics if people ask for information regarding STDs,” said the volunteer, who identified himself only as “Captain” and added that pregnancy tests are also a hot item.

You ain't takin my shit, beotch

A 10-year-old Aiken trick-or-treater pulled a gun on a woman who said she would take his candy on Halloween.
According to a police incident report, the 28-year-old victim told authorities she recognized some boys from her neighborhood while they were trick-or-treating about 6:30 p.m. Monday near Schroeder and George streets and jokingly told them she would take their candy.
One 10-year-old in the group of about 10 juveniles responded with “no you’re not …” and then pointed a 9 mm handgun at her.
According to Aiken Public Safety Lt. David Turno, the clip was not in the gun at the time, but the boy did have a loaded clip in his possession.
The boy’s brother, also 10, told authorities he also had a gun. The second weapon was recovered Tuesday morning.
The boy who pulled the weapon was brought to the police station where he was turned over to the custody of his parents.
Turno said the boys got the weapons from their grandfather without permission.
http://www.drudgereport.com/

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do

Grandma, Grandma, Grandma.....

Good morning!

Monday, October 31, 2011

All in all, a rather boring evening.

I think I mentioned earlier that Lisa had noticed that folks walking down the sidewalk always crossed the street before they got to my house. She thought it was funny and was wondering what she had got herself into.
That ain't shit. Tonight we had our porch light on and the door and blinds open, and folks were walking past our house without stopping to trick or treat.
Oh, there's been a few brave souls - my psycho neighbor Bruces' grandkids and 3 sets of young parents with their toddlers. They must be new to the neighborhood.
Lisa's beginning to suspect it may have something to do with a suggestion I made earlier this afternoon about letting CharlieGodammit answer the door.
"Oh hell no, those youngsters will be pissing and shitting everywhere when he bounces off the security door" she said, rather vehemently in my opinion.
"It'll be funnier than shit, though. Seriously. Let's go for it, just once. The first one will have us laughing so hard we won't have to do another one. We'll film it, okay?"
She walked away with an armful of laundry muttering something about not wanting to scrub the porch down or something along those lines, the spoilsport.
Hell, you should have seen it last year when he was only about 60 or 70 pounds. There was widespread panic then, can you imagine it now that he's reached (I hope) his full growth?

UPDATE:
The little bastards are coming out of the woodwork now. Maybe they're bussing in from poor(er) neighborhoods. I have seen a few that look like they belong in a trailer park.
Time to bring in the fucking dog.......

That time is way past due, Sheriff

Sheriff: Time For Citizens To Arm Themselves


SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. -- The Spartanburg County Sheriff is known for speaking his mind, and at a news conference on Monday, he didn't hold back his anger and frustration after a woman was attacked in a park over the weekend.
Investigators said 46-year-old Walter Lance grabbed a woman who was walking her dog in Milliken Park on Sunday afternoon. They said Lance choked the woman, made her take off her clothing and tried to rape her. (Full Story)
Lance is in custody and was denied bond on Monday.
Sheriff Chuck Wright opened his news conference by saying, "Our form of justice is not making it."
He said, "Carry a concealed weapon.
WYFF4

Submitted by Leroy

Eminems' favorite Christmas present

- Irish

Stop! I'm skeered!!!

Self-Admitted Marxist Professor Speaks At Occupy Wall Street, Says Violence Can Only Be Avoided If 1% Share Their Wealth, “Accept Demands of 99%”…

(NYP) — Some 50 Occupy Wall Street protesters saw red yesterday — giving an enthusiastic welcome to a genuine communist.
Alex Callinicos, a professor of European Studies at Kings College in London, announced to his rapt audience, “I am a Marxist.’’
Asked if the upcoming revolution can be non-violent, he parroted the party line of the demonstrators, who call themselves the 99 percent of Americans lined up against the “1 percent’’ with power and money.
He said violence could be avoided only if the “1 percent accept the decisions of the 99 percent,’’ which he predicted would never happen.
While he was speaking about the revolution, most of the demonstrators in Zuccotti Park were making plans for a long, cold winter.
“It’s been dumping snow here in NYC … high winds and 3 inches of slush on the ground … [and] those occupying Liberty Plaza [Zuccotti’s former name] … are in need of emergency supplies crucial for cold-weather survival,” organizers said on their Web site.
Their elaborate wish list included “insulated gloves, wool hats, scarves, long underwear/smart wool thermal socks, all-weather sub-thermal sleeping bags [and] all-weather tents.”
And sympathetic supporters were quick to deliver.
“I was feeling really bad for them yesterday,” said Beth Kelley, 47, an ex-Wall Street worker who brought fleece hats and scarves.
But not everyone felt sorry for the soggy masses.
Nick Hommen, 29, a volunteer from Salem, Ore., who was handling donations, said some demonstrators were taking advantage of people’s generosity.
“We can’t afford to keep buying new tents. It’s ridiculous the sense of entitlement people feel,” Hommen said.
- http://weaselzippers.us/

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My pops used to tell me when I was a kid "If somebody's talking about it instead of doing it, there's a reason they're just talking about it."
So why aren't they out there right now taking what they think is theirs?
Maybe it's because of the dismal response to their protests. Instead of rioting in the streets like they envisioned, all they're getting is a handful of protesters here and there. Let's face it, if they expect others to feed, clothe, house and educate them, then they're going to expect others to fight their battles for them.
Yeah, I'm scared as hell right now.

Uh-oh. Mooch-elle is pissed

Michelle’s back, and she’s madder than ever. She was already pretty angry, seemingly unhappy with just about everything. As her husband wrapped up the Democratic nomination in 2008, she let fly her real feelings: “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country.” A few months into her job as first lady, her French counterpart asked how she liked the gig: “Don’t ask!” she reportedly spat. “It’s hell. I can’t stand it!”
She even seems to be mad at her silver-tongued husband. When the two were to set off on a luxurious 10-day vacation to Martha’s Vineyard, she left early - four hours early - and flew up alone. And those private vacations. She’s traveled to some of the world’s most plush resorts, taking 42 days off in the past year - that’d be eight weeks of vacay time if she held down a normal job.
Now, she is ready to spew her bilious disgust with America on the campaign trail. A dignified, transcendent first lady? No chance. Michelle is going to break with a hundred years of tradition and play the role of attack dog, heaping derision on her husband’s political opponents like no other first lady before her.
And it’s already begun. Mad Michelle this week popped down to Davis Island, Fla., to hobnob with the very people her husband despises - the 1 percent. At a massive mansion on the bay, filled with the wealthiest of the wealthy, America’s first lady launched into a tirade about “them” - the Republicans.
“Let’s not forget about what it meant when my husband appointed two brilliant Supreme Court justices, and for the first time in history, our daughters - and our sons - watched three women take their seats on our nation’s highest court. But more importantly, let’s not forget the impact their decisions will have on our lives for decades to come - on our privacy and our security, on whether we can speak freely, worship openly and love whomever we choose. That is what’s at stake here,” she said to applause.
Yes, Republicans hope to regain the White House so they can install Supreme Court justices who will trample Americans’ privacy, ignore the nation’s security, crush free speech and persecute the religious.
Oh, and they’re rich and racist to boot. “Will we be a country where opportunity is limited to just the few at the top? Who are we? Or will we give every child a chance to succeed no matter where they’re from, or what they look like or how much money their parents have. Who are we?”
That’s right, rich people (white, of course) certainly don’t want black people to succeed. They want to squelch success based on what people look like, how much money they have. “Are we going to let them succeed?” the first lady yelled. “Nooo!” the rich white people screamed.
Just as her husband’s re-election strategy is inanely simplistic - blame the Republicans for thwarting his brilliant, economy-saving policies - so too is the first lady’s. She will go to the opulent homes of rich people across the country to tell them how rich people are to blame for America’s woes and guilt them into giving millions for her husband’s campaign.
And the Princeton graduate will tell supporters they simply can’t comprehend the significance of what’s occurring today in America.
“It can be hard to see clearly what’s at stake - because these issues are so complicated, and quite frankly, folks are busy and they’re tired. We’re raising families and working full-time jobs, and many helping out in their own communities on top of all that. So many of us just don’t have the time to follow the news and to sort through all the back-and-forth, and to figure out how all of this stuff connects to our daily lives.”
Yes, only Michelle and her husband can truly understand, although she often tells those uninformed people that when the president returns from one of his campaign trips, “He says, ‘You won’t believe what folks are going through.’ ” So maybe she is the only person in America who understands.
So, America’s first lady will travel the country this election season to tell her fellow Americans just how bad it is out there (between lavish vacations, of course). Unlike President Ronald Reagan, who saw morning in America - that great shining city on a hill - Michelle will tell all who will listen that Republicans want to poison the air and water, stifle free speech, oppress the religious. She will offer not an uplifting vision of what her husband’s America could be but only a vapid view of what Republicans’ America would be.
That is the America she lives in, and by campaign’s end, it will be clear that she’s no longer “proud of my country.” Maybe she never really was.

Joseph Curl covered the White House and politics for a decade for The Washington Times. He can be reached at jcurl@washingtontimes.com.

The Washington Times

I want a Tootsie Roll, not no goddamn fruit!

Easiest costume ever

Mother Nature can be a bitch at times

I'm wondering with the cold-ass storm system over the Northeastern US, how much longer will the OWS last before they call it quits and head back home to their basement apartments at mommys' house?
And how many of the stupid fuckers are going to die because they didn't have sense enough to prepare? After all, they expect everybody else to take care of them.

Misrata, before and after. Wait....... maybe Detroit. Who knows?

Sunday, October 30, 2011

US Government 101

It's a slow day in a little East Texas town. The sun is beating down, and the streets are deserted.
Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit..... 

 On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. 
 As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel. 
 The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had  to offer her "services" on credit. The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.  The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything. 
 At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs,picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.  
No one produced anything. No one earned anything.  However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with great optimism.

 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business today.

-Balloon2

Maybe you should love soap and water, too.

This is probably something that you don't want to see, and would maybe curl your toes.  I am so sorry for sending this!  Got to be a Crack-er, eh?
- Bella

Wash them nasty-ass feet BEFORE you get tattooed, dumbass. Now you've got pigshit inside your skin and probably going to get hookworms.

Keeping the overhead down

Gee, I wonder why.......

Are you fucking kidding me?
The reason you can't find work is because you're the only one interested in that kind of shit.
I mean seriously, did you think crowds were going to be flocking to you so they could absorb your knowledge on that vast subject?
Dumbass.......

Gotta be gay

Waste not, want not