Thursday, February 16, 2012

Ahhh, Domestic Life!!!!!

When I walked in from work today and kissed Miss Lisa I must've dribbled some tobacco juice, just a little bit, down her chin.
Jesus, you'd think I'd shot her instead, the way she was carrying on.
It serves her right though, after all the times she ambushed me with a kiss and smeared my Copenhagen all over my teeth.
But now she won't kiss me unless she gets a profile view so she can check for that telltale lump under my lip. I don't know why she won't take my word for it that I don't have a chew in.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Show the girl a little respect for gods sake. Spit that shit out, for ya walk in the house, if she's kissin ya when ya come home. :-0
Damn man....

Deb said...

The only thing more sexy than chew drool would be burping the alphabet when she kisses you.

Uriah said...

My current ol' lady don't like the Skoal peachy goodness, either. I guess she likes it better then long cut straight. Copenhagen gives me heartburn, and wintergreen does too for some reason. Peach kinda sucks but you get used to it...

BTW, what's with all the weird flavours they have now?

Beaner said...

Yep, Miss Linda doesn't like Memphis Mouthwash either. But will give me a peck on the lips when I have Kodiak in.