Friday, February 17, 2012

Cappin' on Whitney Whatsername

WHITNEY... THANK YOU FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT YOU ARE NOW PROVIDING US

-I found an old black bag full of drugs floating in a bath yesterday. I called an ambulance, but Whitney was dead by the time they arrived.

-What's white, 6 inches long, and won't be sucked on Valentine's Day? Whitney's Crack Pipe.

-When the paramedics arrived they said "Its Houston we have a problem".

-Nintendo are releasing a new game based on the lives of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston. It's called WiiHab.

-What was Whitney Houston doing in the bath tub? Washing her crack.

-Large amount of prescription drugs found in Whitney's room... I bet Jacko's doctor is shitting himself.

-What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse? 204 days.

-What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson? One was a crackhead and one fucked little boys.

-What's black, lies on the floor 'Will Always Love You' and has white stuff around its nose? A border collie.

-Whitney Houston has now been drug free for at least one day.

-Whitney Houston ended her life the same way she ended her songs. On a high note.


4 comments:

Blue said...

Whitney beat Bobby Brown to death

Anonymous said...

Thanks...needed some for my weekend repertoire...

Jesus Barbie

steiner said...

another crack whore(bless their hearts)gone.

Stinkwilly said...

I'm SICK, SICK, SICK, I tell you of these agrandizing assholes that keep this "whitney shit" all over the TV. Every fucking hour,day, and week since this druggie done us a favor by overdosing, the news media has kissed her black ass and
tried to portray her as some sort of saint. BULLSHITTT!!!!!!! That fat fucking christie ordering flags to be flown half mast!!! The fucking nerve.........If I fly MY flags at half mast it'll be for some Patriot in afghanistan that didn't need to die, while some crack queen could be immortalized by a fucking politician.
FUCK YOU FAT BOY!!!!!!!