Thursday, February 23, 2012

Groan.....

I was down at the local mosque the other day going through a few magazines and having a good time.
Then my rifle jammed.....
- Swamprat

9 comments:

drjim said...

Good one!

Ed said...

Should have used an AK or an HK instead of the AR. Still be rockin' n rollin'.

Hello Birdy said...

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting for it to turn green.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.

Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could have been me!"

So today; bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

Ramon said...

Clean that '50' and you can avoid that problem....
(What is outstanding is that Barrett is only about 100 miles from where I am.)

Anonymous said...

Mr L

Agree ... cue the rimshot.

But, did you see the news today outta Pennsylvania ? Link sent ya. Humor is healthy displacement, so far ....

American judge says it's OK for a POS Mooselimb immigrant to assault an American citizen. Cool. Solgoode. Gotsta be Culturally Sensitive, Diversively Inclusive, Politically Correct and Supine in the face of these primitive goatfuckers and moon-worshippers.

Soon now. Very soon. HNIC has already stated he'd side with his kin "if an ill wind blows"

OhioDude aka the Infidel

Brock Townsend said...

:) Good one.

PISSED said...

I'm sitting here at 8:46 pm with a beer..waiting for you to post something from the west coast :)

Derka D. Derka said...

Funny stuff - Birdy gets a prize, too.

Goldenrod said...

Gernades don't very often jam and it's just as much FUN!