I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting for it to turn green.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could have been me!"
So today; bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
But, did you see the news today outta Pennsylvania ? Link sent ya. Humor is healthy displacement, so far ....
American judge says it's OK for a POS Mooselimb immigrant to assault an American citizen. Cool. Solgoode. Gotsta be Culturally Sensitive, Diversively Inclusive, Politically Correct and Supine in the face of these primitive goatfuckers and moon-worshippers.
Soon now. Very soon. HNIC has already stated he'd side with his kin "if an ill wind blows"
9 comments:
Good one!
Should have used an AK or an HK instead of the AR. Still be rockin' n rollin'.
I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting for it to turn green.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could have been me!"
So today; bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Clean that '50' and you can avoid that problem....
(What is outstanding is that Barrett is only about 100 miles from where I am.)
Mr L
Agree ... cue the rimshot.
But, did you see the news today outta Pennsylvania ? Link sent ya. Humor is healthy displacement, so far ....
American judge says it's OK for a POS Mooselimb immigrant to assault an American citizen. Cool. Solgoode. Gotsta be Culturally Sensitive, Diversively Inclusive, Politically Correct and Supine in the face of these primitive goatfuckers and moon-worshippers.
Soon now. Very soon. HNIC has already stated he'd side with his kin "if an ill wind blows"
OhioDude aka the Infidel
:) Good one.
I'm sitting here at 8:46 pm with a beer..waiting for you to post something from the west coast :)
Funny stuff - Birdy gets a prize, too.
Gernades don't very often jam and it's just as much FUN!
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