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Sunday, February 26, 2012

Hello? State Farm? You ain't gonna believe this one......

A woman described as "heavyset" and naked except for her shoes was pulled off the J-Church line on Tuesday morning, and while cops and medical personnel were evaluating her near the intersection of 24th and Church in Noe Valley, she threw off a blanket that had been wrapped around her, walked up on the hood of one man's car, and stomped on his windshield. The man, John Knight, described the crazed woman as about 250 pounds, and he had a lot of explaining to do to his insurance company.



“They asked if the car was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,” says Knight. “I told them, ‘No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.’ They didn’t really know what to make of it.”
The woman was hospitalized but it does not seem that she was arrested. Knight says he won't press charges because, well, she's unhinged.


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Yes, this did take place in California and Mark deserves credit for rubbing my face in it and passing on the link.
All I have to say is that it's a good thing somebody took pictures......

9 comments:

  1. that's my kind of gal, is she single???

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  2. Now that is a Sasquatch if I have ever seen one.

    What the bag limit on Yeti type creatures in Kali anyway?

    Since 50's are banned in the Socialist Republic, what is a good takedown round? 458 SOCOM?

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  3. I almost hate to say it, but the girl's got form.
    One more I want on my side!

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  4. Are you the only normal person in Kalifornia, well semi normal anyway?

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  5. @angrymike
    There's an underground cult of us normal(sort of) people here. We just prefer not to advertise.

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  6. Well, I'm a native Californian so I guess I deserve some of the responsibility...

    We have our share of naked and unhinged nutjobs down here as well, especially during Fantasy Fest...

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  7. I believe the Insurance company will pay the damages...providing they weren't caused by a naked 250 lb irate female on a rampage. It's somewhere in the fine print.

    Paul Albers

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  8. Toaster I got tears in my eyes thanks to you, I’ll be laugh’n all day.

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  9. I'm bettin she goes closer to 280...

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