Wednesday, February 01, 2012

One of the mysteries of life

Miss Lisa and her son are kicking back watching Dog the Bounty Hunter and it got me to wondering how come nobody ever shoots that motherfucker?
Hey, if I had some wild-eyed dude with a mullet and dressed in black with shit hanging from every appendage and pocket* charging me, I might get nervous and accidentally shoot him dead fucking center in the nose. But nobody ever shoots Dog, even with all the wanna-be cop shit he pulls. Why not? Fuck, Beth hasn't even unloaded on him yet and you know he'd be an annoying motherfucker to live with. What the fuck?

* It occurred to me as I was proofreading that except for the mullet, I just described every cop in the Free World.