Well- a plastic bag over the head could be considered plastic surgery...
#1 reason Bill's never home.
Uglier than a bucket full of rattlesnakes I believe is the term.
"didnt age well"? Hell, that woman has never been pretty. She's always had that crazed chipmunk smile.
She aged like a fine milk.
..would make a freight-train take a dirt road.
Kenny you dirty fucker you. Springing that ugly fucking picture of a blonde asshole with lipstick caked around the sphincter muscle was a dirty trick to play on a unsuspecting fellow Patriot. From now on I'm gonna scroll one line at a time so I don't see that kind of ugliness all at once. That's enough to cause PTSS.
Last time I saw something that bad I was bent over in the mirror checking my ass for hemmoroids.
Oh yes, that was the vulture from the old "Dark Crystal" movie.
Fell down through an Ugly Tree. Hit every branch.
I don't know, kinda gives creedence to the conspiracy theory that she's really a fuckin lizard.
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