Monday, April 30, 2012

Problems problems problems

SAN FRANCISCO (WWJ) - BMW North America has probably had to deal with plenty of unusual lawsuits, but one filed last week may be a first — a California man says the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake.
Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”
He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”
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It probably meant to say he doesn't enjoy sexual activity which pisses his boyfriend off to no end.

2 comments:

Paul, Dammit! said...

Bullshit. Priapism causes blinding pain after 6 hours. After 12 hours he'd be in the ER.

I'm going to sue Salma Hayek for the same thing.

Cheesy said...

Failing to see the problem here, boss.