Monday, April 30, 2012

Problems problems problems

SAN FRANCISCO (WWJ) - BMW North America has probably had to deal with plenty of unusual lawsuits, but one filed last week may be a first — a California man says the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake.
Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”
He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”


It probably meant to say he doesn't enjoy sexual activity which pisses his boyfriend off to no end.


Paul, Dammit! said...

Bullshit. Priapism causes blinding pain after 6 hours. After 12 hours he'd be in the ER.

I'm going to sue Salma Hayek for the same thing.

Cheesy said...

Failing to see the problem here, boss.