Thursday, April 26, 2012


The redneck went to the hospital while his wife was giving birth. Upon arriving, nurse Beverly says, ”Congratulations, your wife has had quints.”
Quints,” the Redneck says with an inquisitive voice, “What the hell are quints?”
The nurse responds, “Five babies, all boys.”
The Redneck sticks out his chest and says, "I'm not surprised,I have a penis on me like a chimney."
The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, the babies are all black."

- Irish