Sunday, May 27, 2012

Florida? Not California? Really?

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.
The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend.


Damn, that's some serious sadism going on there - eating the face off your partner, in public while naked.


Anonymous said...

Possibly the beginning of the zombie apocalypse?

Brian said...

That might be the most bizarre fucking story I have read all year.

Fuck Obama.

Toaster 802 said...

If a followup article says the last shot that finally stopped the guy was a headshot, I am jumping straight to Defcon 1.

angrymike said...

I'm thinking some libtards EBT care ran out to fast, a mans gotta eat

Anonymous said...

C`mon,"they had no choice" bullshit!what about their taser`s and mace or a night stick across the back?.Just bust a cap in his ass,and give him something to think about.Any other time they would be setting these fuckin fruit`s up on a pedestal,praising their loving relationship!.

Goldenrod said...

Even a cannibal has more class than that.

Anonymous said...

im gonna be really worried when the dude that got his face eaten wakes up in the hospital and tries to eat the nurses face! im gonna buy a shit ton of ammo then!!