Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Private insurance vs ObamaCare

A black man and a white man were sitting in an examining room at a crowded fertility clinic waiting to give their specimens when a hot young blonde nurse walks in and addresses them.
"Okay, we'll be getting your samples now, Mr. Johnson, you're up first," she says to the black man.
"Are you going to set me up with some porn?"
"Oh, no sir, ObamaCare requires that I handle that for you," she responds as she pulls the privacy curtain closed.
The last thing the other guy sees is the smug look on Mr. Johnson's face. The nurse grabs a specimen cup, whips Mr. Johnson's gown aside and starts giving him a hand job. Just as he cums, she catches it expertly in the cup, seals it, labels it and sets it aside with his chart. Going around the curtain, she addresses the other patient.
"Okay, Mr. Taylor, you're next." Mr Taylor is MORE than ready. With her handy specimen cup ready, she whips his gown aside, gets on her knees and proceeds to give him an expert blow job. The sucking sounds and Mr. Taylor's moans get Mr. Johnson's attention and he peeks around the curtain just in time to see Mr. Taylor cum in the nurse's mouth. She spits the sample in the cup, seals it, labels it and sets it aside with the patient chart. Mr. Johnson is LIVID.
"What the fuck is that? You gave me a hand job and whitey there gets a blow job?! That's racist! Discrimination! That's bullshit!"
The nurse calmly picks up the charts and samples and addresses him with a smile, "No sir, that's not discrimination, that's the difference between private insurance and ObamaCare."
Just remember, if you like your insurance, you can keep your insurance.
 
- Les