Sunday, August 26, 2012

Do you like what you see here?


The shirts, not the ruggedly handsome motherfucker modeling them, goddammit.....
 
Then get yourself on over to Zoomie's Shirt Shack and order something from the man.
He's got a shitload of III and 2A designs, he's a Patriot of the First Order, and a pretty good guy in spite of what Sam says.
It's a Hanes shirt with quality printing and sometimes he even gives you a choice of color and size.....
He was good enough to throw out a III to III design - by shopping here we're expounding on that concept.
 
Yes, the title of the book  on the shelf of my coyote and precious shit cabinet is "Dog Heaven". It was a gift from a friend when I put my Punkindog down a few years ago. No, I've never read it. Don't need to.
 

32 comments:

hiswiserangel said...

Holy shit! ~deep breathing~ those are some incredible shirts! (I've ordered mine, but don't have them yet). You should have a III fashion show post. Everyone send in a pic of them in their III shirts.

wirecutter said...

Huh, maybe we should just have a regular fashion show. We can have the press, some gay dudes and the fucking feds.....

That ain't a bad idea though. Maybe in a few weeks I'll post something to that effect. Give everybody time to order their shit.

Walter Zoomie said...

What the fuck are those cylindrical objects on the shelf?

I hope to God and sweet Jesus those are bongs.

Dano said...

For chrissakes...why not models of the female persuasion? Preferably ones with big titties.

timbo said...

For the most part yes... However I'n not so sure about, what looks like some sort of weird dildo collection on that middle shelf! LOL Haha - I kill me!

Glenn B said...

Wow how sexual. I mean all those Coyote love calls on the shelf.

Craig Cavanaugh said...

Sorry, couldn't resist : )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1wzQNzttSk

wirecutter said...

They're coyote calls, you fucking city boys.

hiswiserangel said...

I'm sorry, didn't want to say anything, but since the guys brought it up first, the third one from the right looks fun...

timbo said...

On a serious note, I really like that second shirt design. I'll order some.

wirecutter said...

No Wiserangel, please. That's my squeaker. It's used to imitate a female coyote in hea.... fuck. I just lost this argument.

hiswiserangel said...

Yeah, used properly, I'm sure it does....
~giggle~

Rpm2day said...

They are calls, dammit. Anyone could see that. Y'all should have recognized that if you know Ken. Sorry, getting crabby as pushing 60.
Ordering shirts tonight.

Walter Zoomie said...

"It's a Hanes shirt with quality printing and sometimes he even gives you a choice of color and size....."

Looky here, Tinkerbell.

You always have a shirt size option, but you are correct about shirt color limitations.

There's a reason for that.

Some graphics look like shit printed on some shirt colors.

I do extensive testing on all images before I post them for sale. If an image looks like a bag of smashed assholes on a black or dark colored shirt, I either change the image to make it look right, or I don't offer it for dark colored shirts.

Like I told you, the happiness of my customers is of paramount importance.

Thank you, and everyone, for your continued interest and support.

Looks like the kiddies will get to eat this week after all.

MissK said...

Funny guys... I won't comment on the dil.. eh, calls. I am wondering though about the rocks on the shelf bellow? From your trips to Sonora Pass? Maybe from your younger days, that would be cool. The blue ones catch my eye...

And the shirts look amazing. I really like the green one, really goes well with them blue wranglers along with the "ruggedly handsome motherfucker inside them" ~snicker~ Ego much Wirecutter ;-)

danapersiani said...

rock on Ken...

wirecutter said...

The rocks are pestles that the Indians use for grinding acorns and the head of a war club. The green ones are turquoise I found in the desert. There's also some black and red obsidian that I found here and there. A couple of arrowheads and no telling what else.

Child of the Trillion dollar wasteland. said...

I'm down with the idea of a prepper fashion show. Now that I'm single I'm in the market for an intelligent woman with a steady trigger finger. Maybe zoomie can make me a shirt that makes me look hot enough for that. =)

wirecutter said...

And maybe you'll meet some Patriot babes with big tits too!

Anonymous said...

What about us Patriot babes without big tits?? Does a secluded 20 acre mountain farm with a year round stream, a nice herd of goats, two riding donkeys, and lots of other preps nestled in woods full of game count for nada?
Montanasmama

wirecutter said...

Yeah, okay, that'll work. Is one of them goats a nanny you can milk? That would be the clincher.

DukkButt said...

"Is one of them goats a nanny you can" ....... oh, milk. Yes, I went there. You're a bad influence wirecutter.

DukkButt said...

One of the saddest things about growing old is finally realizing what is truly important and looking back on the lost opportunities. How many have passed up something as great as a caring resourceful woman and a great place in the country to live because they just didn't see what really mattered until it was too late?

millerized said...

Christ on a cracker...I'm just glad you didn't model the pink thong. I'd never get that image unburnt from my retinas and probably have to gouge my fucking eyes out just to get rid of it. Not the mental image....and the pink mist would make for a great backstop for Oleg to shoot against.

hiswiserangel said...

Wirecutter's Prepper Fashion Show and Speed Dating Service. III to III takes on a WHOLE NEW MEANING.

Cheesy said...

Fuh Chrisssakes, you couldn't crack a smile for the picture?

missred said...

There are shirts in those pictures? ;) I was looking at the decor, honest.

wirecutter said...

It's true MissRed, I am a redneck. Top picture's in the living room, bottom picture was taken in my Ego room.

wirecutter said...

Cheesy - I was smiling. Okay, I wasn't scowling.

hiswiserangel said...

um, may I pretty please with sugar on top have an autographed 8X10 glossy?

The Steel Ibeam said...

Looking damn sexy doncha know?! Well displayed man! Makes me want to order some, but right now ammo trumps clothing.
Israel
III

traditionsandskills said...

Oh, shit y'all are funny.

Miss Violet