Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Look no further - I volunteer my services

Argentines plan to shoot gulls to save the whales
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (AP) — What began as bizarre bird behavior has turned into something out of a horror film for threatened whales in Argentina, where seagulls have learned that pecking at the whales' backs can get them a regular seafood dinner.
Seagull attacks on southern right whales have become so common now that authorities are planning to shoot the gulls in hopes of reducing their population.
Environmentalists say the plan is misguided and that humans are the real problem, creating so much garbage that the gull population has exploded.
Both sides agree that the gull attacks in one of the whales' prime birthing grounds is not only threatening the marine mammals, but the region's tourism industry as well, by turning whale-watching from a magical experience into something sad and gruesome.
Seagulls around the city of Puerto Madryn discovered about a decade ago that by pecking at the whales as they come up for air, they can create open wounds. Then, each time the whales surface, it's dinner time: Gulls swoop down and dig in, cutting away skin and blubber with their beaks and claws.
The problem has only grown more severe since then as more gulls caught on and the bird population exploded due to easy access to human detritus — not only open-air garbage heaps but fish parts as well, dumped directly into the water by fishermen and a seafood packing plant.
"It's not just that the gulls are attacking the whales, but that they're feeding from them, and this way of feeding is a habit that is growing and becoming more frequent," said Marcelo Bertellotti, who works for the National Patagonia Center, a government-sponsored conservation agency. "It really worries us because the damage they're doing to the whales is multiplying, especially to infant whales that are born in these waters."
Whales also are changing their behavior in response: Instead of breaching the water and dramatically displaying their tails, they rise just barely enough to breathe through their blow-holes before descending to safety, Bertellotti said.
Bertellotti's answer: Shoot the gulls that display this behavior with air rifles and hunting guns, and recover each downed bird before they are eaten along with the ammunition, causing still more damage to marine life. His "100-day Whale-Gull Action Plan" was approved by the government of Chubut, and provincial officials came out Tuesday in defense of it.


I hate those motherfuckers worse than I do liberals. Actually, they're a lot like liberals - thieving, squawking, shitting pests.


Anonymous said...

Hey Ken. I got a post up now that I feel pretty strongly about and I would like you to read it and if you like what I said then pass the word. thanks, the rat

Anonymous said...

Kenny, every seagull in the world shid be exterminated, nae mercy.
- Benjie, Scotland

Nick said...

That's my uncle Benjie - he likes those feathered rodents as much as I do, haha ..

Paul, Dammit! said...

Fucking dump ducks. My boat is anchored in NY harbor right now, and the decks are completely covered in shit, and the goddamned deck is nonskidded, so its not like the rain is going to help. My boat looks like a 300-foot long dalmation, and smells like a bible story.

wirecutter said...

Oh fuck, send pictures.
I'm luaghing my ass off right now with a great mental image of a dalmation boat.