Monday, September 24, 2012

BFF, LOL


9 comments:

hiswiserangel said...

Well, just yum. Beats the hell out of a delicious chocolate-flavored soy beverage. :-P

drjim said...

Yowzir!

Makin' me HUNGRY there, Kenny!

Devil Tong said...

DAMN that looks GOOD. Short story about my ex-wife; I come home one evening after a 12 to 14 hour day with supper waiting on me, as I expected. Well ONE bite into this fucking "hamburger" and my taste buds rebelled! I promptly asked the misses "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??? After a few hem ha's she said it was a FUCKIN' Tofu (SP?) all vegie burger, Damnit man the dog had better sense that to eat that shit. Needless to say, that ended her B.S. when it came to healthy eatin' Oh yea, she was trying to feed me that shit so I would "live longer", go figure, we divorced after that, women??

hiswiserangel said...

Devil Tong, my theory is buy as much life insurance as bacon and beef, and them love them to death.

Devil tong said...

Gawd, Proof reading that last post would have done wonders. Sipher it the best you can, sorry about that, I hope you enjoy anyway.

Devil Tong said...

Angel, I could go along with that thought process but I can't afford both, I'll go with the Beef & Bacon, while I'm still here; Screw the inheritance bullshit.

Devil Tong said...

Aww hell, one more short true life adventure of Devil Tong, while we are on the Food Network. So the new girl friend brings home these chickens that her friend was going to slaughter. Well after a week I figure out why they were POT material in the first place, the bitches don't lay any egg's! So, After telling her this evening, I Ain't feedin' no worthless chickens and they are going in the stew pot, there seems to be a chasmin in our previously courdial relationship, go figure???

hiswiserangel said...

Devil Tong, chickens are not pets. And if it gets bad enough, neither are dogs. I have a really good dumpling recipe.
And how do you think all those Milfs got the store bought titties? 1st hubby's life insurance.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

This is the BEST!