I've been driving the jap car back and forth to work last week because of the price of gas. Last night when I came in from work I sat down, picked up my computer and sneezed.
"Bless you" says Lisa.
"Thank you" I say and blow another sneeze into my hand. "Oh, that's fucking nasty." I get up to wipe my hand off.
"Brain lube?" Lisa starts laughing.
"Naw, Copenhagen everywhere. I hate it when that happens. Keep laughing - you should see your steering wheel."
Uh-huh. Who's laughing now?