Thursday, November 08, 2012

Fucking Okies.....

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. The coroner tells the detective: "First body: A wealthy New Yorker, 60, died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile. Second body: Texan, 25, won $10,000 on the Lottery, spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile".
The detective asked "What about the third body?"
 "Ah" says the coroner "This is the most unusual one. Billy Joe Shattucks, from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the detective.
"Thought he was having his picture taken".

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Same family ; Grandpa has a cow ready to give birth. Take`s his grandson out to the barn with him , " son this is going to be a great lesson about life " . The cow drop`s the calf , the old man is cleaning the after birth debri off it , " well did you learn anything watching that young un ?". " Well just one question pa , just hoe fast was that calf runnin when that happened ?".