Monday, December 10, 2012

San Francisco? Rough sex party gone bad?

A man is dead after he and a woman were found bound and gagged in the middle of a street in San Francisco's Bayview District Sunday night.
A motorist driving on Brussels Street saw the two people lying on the road and called the police around 8:30 p.m., San Francisco officer Albie Esparza told NBC News.
Both were found bound and gagged. The man, believed to be in his early 20s, was unconscious. The woman, also believed to be in her early 20s, was "out of it," Esparza said. The pair were taken to the hospital, where the man died and the woman remains in critical condition.


It doesn't say if the guy had been butt-fucked. Of course, it being San Francisco, they would've had to determine if it had been a recent butt-fucking.....


Anonymous said...

can someone be butt fucked to death? lol Great post

rpm2day said...

It was recent all right, the cops took turns on (in) him before taking him to the hospital and who knows what happened in the paramedic rape van.

Anonymous said...

rmp2day hahahahahahahahaahhhahahahahahahahaahahhahaahhahahhah damn that was a gut buster lol

Anonymous said...

So, this IS important "news", to clutter up your blog with?
One less ofuitass libturd voter the better.

wirecutter said...

Naw, I was bored. I could really give a shit less about what happens in San Francisco. I live 90 miles away and haven't been there since me and my ex separated 5 or 6 years ago. Her very favorite place in the world, my least favorite place in the world.

RegT said...

Since the San Francisco office of the Red Cross teaches dick-to-anus resuscitation attempts on unconscious male victims, it would be difficult to determine if he had actually been butt-fucked.

This is known as the Sandusky Maneuver, as opposed to the Heimlich Maneuver for choking victims.