Monday, December 17, 2012

Why I go to that doctor

I dumped some ammo in my lap to load into strippers and bandoleers last night and somehow came up short one round. I did a quick recount - 50 rounds, 9 rounds per stripper, 5 clips, should be 5 left over, not 4. No biggie, I thought, it'll turn up.
Well, turn up it did - right in my doctor's office as I was pulling down my pants for my *ahem* checkup this morning. That sucker bounced across his floor and came to a rest against his feet.
I shrugged, he grinned and handed it back to me.

17 comments:

Grand said...

The test showed that you were not firing blanks.

hiswiserangel said...

Wow, you really are packin'...
;-D

RegT said...

Does your doctor call you "Short Round" now?

wirecutter said...

I still feel violated. Motherfucker has the longest fingers in the world - can check my tonsils from my asshole.

wirecutter said...

He did before, Reg. That ain't the first time he's seen my nekkid.

hiswiserangel said...

I'll buy round, but not short. Did he at least kiss you and tell you you were pretty?

This will either get me banned or not posted at all.

wirecutter said...

Banned. ***sigh***

hiswiserangel said...

Hey! it was a compliment! ~sigh~

Grand said...

Angel: Mr 9mm Short might ban you here, but such comments are always entertained on my blog...

cato said...

I generally shit bullets if I gotta go to the doc too.

hiswiserangel said...

OOOO, Grand, 9mm?! Them's fightin' words on wirecutter's site. Everybody knows 9mm is too tiny for wc. He's a .45ACP kind of man.

I'm very very very very sorry, may I please not be banned in light of the world ending Friday?

drjim said...

Amazing how fast this thread degenerated!

But then that's why I always drop by here.....

2Afever said...

Did you ever fire that PNW ammunition? Looking to buy some ammo and wondered if they were any good.

Joe Texan said...

My doc (and also Billy Bob's and Big Mullet's on the Hell on Earth blog) started the University of Missouri shooting team, and was a finalist for the 1972 Olympics in one of the clay-pigeon related categories. He also goes to the range with us once in a while. It gets better; his last name is Houston and he's a distant relative of Sam, and he reminds me a heck of a lot of Jimmy Stewart's doctor character in the movie, "The Shootist."

Your doc sounds like the right kind of medical professional to know when the SHTF.

Lisa said...

Them there are my bullets he's a packin....sharp shooter that he is...always hits his target...you know...in the center spot! Merry Christmas everyone!

Skip said...

I got cool doc too.
Was a door gunner in 'Nam.
When he asks me to take my shirt off, and eyballs my Kimber, he always asks if I got new grips.

wirecutter said...

2A Fever - excellent bullets. If they bought an ad in my sidebar, I've used their products and will buy them again.