Thursday, January 10, 2013

Enough of the zombie bullshit

Okay, I just ain't getting this zombie thing that's going on. When it first started - or when I first noticed it - a year or so ago I figured it was just a passing thing and 6 months down the road it would run it's course and we'd never hear about it again, but fuck, every time I turn around it's zombie this and zombie that. Hell, there's even zombie killin' ammo out on the market.
What the fuck, have we turned into a nation of voodoo believers or what? I mean, I've never been into fantasy fiction much, never read the Lord of the Rings, but when I'm looking at books about the Apocalypse and it's sounding pretty good and I'm fixing to buy it, there's a goddamned zombie working it's way into the story line.
Fuck man, we got enough real life villains and face-eating dope fiends to work with, what in the hell do we need zombies for? Next thing you know we're gonna have folks eviscerating chickens and shit to read their innards before they make any kind of life or death decisions.
The vampire fad with the youngsters was bad enough but zombies? Give me a fucking break.

13 comments:

Bob said...

"Zombie apocalypse" is just politically correct jargon. If you live in the United States, the most likely SHTF scenario that you prep for is urban riots by blacks. We've already seen it in Los Angeles after the Rodney King verdict and in New Orleans after Katrina. You get called racist for mentioning it in polite company, however, which is why people talk of zombies and goblins instead.

Anonymous said...

I've always wondered if "zombie" isn't a metaphor for something that we all know could be a problem, but don't dare mention in the current political climate, such as the inner city dependent class. There is a large overlap between the preps needed to survive a massive ghetto uprising and that that would be needed to survive a zombie invasion. Makes me wonder if it is in the backs of people's minds. At the very least, it seems to resonate with them in a way that it doesn't for me.

Makes me wonder, anyway. Like it's perhaps a socially acceptable way of preparing for the day when the government is too broke to put money into EBT.

WIII

rpm2day said...

Your fellow Americans just love to avoid reality. Our liberal politicians milk that shit all the way to the bank.

Sarthurk said...

Just exchange the term "Zombie" with "obama supporter. Then You'll understand.

RegT said...

The zombie culture is doing us a good deal of harm, with its emphasis on head shots. A head shot on most of the inhabitants of the inner cities will be simply a flesh wound, and will not stop them.

Brian In Florida said...

I always figured that Zombies were any crowd of haters running wild, be that inner city blacks as was stated above, or the invasion of the mooslimes. Either group is a crazy waiting to happen. I lean more towards a final showdown with mohamed and his cabal of inbreeders. I figure they are the Zombies.

Anonymous said...

Well, dang. I'm not the only one thinking that. I guess I'm not crazy or reading too much into things (or at least, if I am, ya'll all are). So, that's good at least.

WIII

Spiro said...

People love killing zombies, I should say watching shows that shows zombies being slaughtered. It makes them feel good, hey I can kill someone without getting into trouble and not feel guilty. Kill them all.

Toaster 802 said...

"Next thing you know we're gonna have folks eviscerating chickens and shit to read their innards before they make any kind of life or death decisions."

I usually eviscerate a chicken before making any decision. I throw the guts out and fry that bitch up nice and crispy. Thinking is best done on a full tummy. Yum.

Meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder...

crankyjohn said...

I know several fuckers I wish were zombies.

MattS said...

The whole zombie craze can be summed up by Bob Hope in the film "Ghost Breakers."

When he's told about zombies, he says "You mean like democrats."

Father Confessor said...

Listen to "bob".
Include "barrio" Latinos, and the worthless dreck you call "white trash"

Yeah. I went there. Brown skin and all. (Latino)

Dont kid yourselves. We right-wing Latinos know perfectly who the enemy is. Hell, I'm the "moderate" of the family.

Ima Wurdibitsch said...

Others have said it but I'll reiterate: "Zombies" is the socially acceptable euphemism for the looters - those who want their freebies and refuse to work for what they have. These are the people who mindlessly vote for the idiots who give them more stuff (or brains).

Double-tap. Just in case.