Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Kerry confirmed as Suckass of State

WASHINGTON (AP) - The Senate overwhelmingly confirmed President Barack Obama's choice of five-term Sen. John Kerry to be secretary of state, with Republicans and Democrats praising him as the ideal successor to Hillary Rodham Clinton.
The vote Tuesday was 94-3. One senator - Kerry - voted present and accepted congratulations from colleagues on the Senate floor. The roll call came just hours after the Senate Foreign Relations Committee unanimously approved the man who has led the panel for the past four years.
No date has been set for Kerry's swearing-in, though a welcoming ceremony is planned at the State Department on Monday.
Obama tapped Kerry, 69, the son of a diplomat, decorated Vietnam veteran and 2004 Democratic presidential candidate, to succeed Clinton, who is stepping down after four years. The Massachusetts Democrat, who had pined for the job but was passed over in 2009, has served as Obama's unofficial envoy, smoothing fractious ties with Afghanistan and Pakistan.
"Sen. Kerry will need no introduction to the world's political and military leaders and will begin Day One fully conversant not only with the intricacies of U.S. foreign policy, but able to act on a multitude of international stages," said Sen. Bob Menendez, D-N.J., who will succeed Kerry as committee chairman.
He also needs no introduction to anybody that ever served our Nation with honor, thanks to the efforts of the Swift Boat Sailors that exposed him as the sorry lying piece of shit that he is when he was running for president.


Cheesy said...

Secretariat of State.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations Ameerica, We are now the first nation in history to have a self-declared war criminal as Secretary of State. This will look really fucking good in a hundred years' time.

Paul, Dammit! said...

Best thing to happen to Massachusetts since Ted Kennedy moved into his new gig as worm shit.

crankyjohn said...

Does anyone actually expect Obama to nominate anyone who is NOT a traitor or subversive?

Stretch said...

Gee, we now have a Secretary of State whose photo hangs in the War Museum in Hanoi ... in a place of honor.
Fucked beyond belief.