A man fed up with using girly-smelling soaps has designed his own range using 'manly' fragrances such as beer, soil and even cash.
Adam Anderson began creating his own concoctions in his kitchen after he realised most of the soaps available contain ingredients such as lavender or vanilla.
He mixed together cocoa, palm oil, and glycerin with secret ingredients to replicate the 'manly' aromas.
'I thought to myself, "this is not how a mans hands should be smelling".
'Something needed to be done and that is when ManHands Soap started to come alive.
Thanks to Jack for the link.
I only need the soap to smell like the last one, sigh.
ReplyDeleteWhere are "Ass Scratcher" and "Sweaty Balls"?
ReplyDeleteProbably "Hoppe's No. 9" or "WD-40" would have caused trademark problems.
ReplyDelete"Where are "Ass Scratcher" and "Sweaty Balls"?"
ReplyDeleteOn the same shelf, next to the "used tampon" and "yeast infection".
Of all the things I want my hands to smell of, not one of those comes close.
ReplyDeletestay safe.
My hands smell like soap when they're clean and grease when they're not. I think anybody who buys scented soap--*especially* if it's supposed to make them smell "manly"--is straddling the ol' homo fence pretty fucking hard.
ReplyDeleteWhat ? , no " I've just come from a whorehouse " scent ?. Oscar O.
ReplyDelete"Shrimp" or "Fish" would be a good two-fer. Especially for those unfortunate enough to be living in their parents' basement at 40 yrs old, since their prospects are limited.
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