Sunday, February 10, 2013

Keystone cops, I swear

David Perdue was on his way to sneak in some surfing before work Thursday morning when police flagged him down. They asked who he was and where he was headed, then sent him on his way.
Seconds later, Perdue's attorney said, a Torrance police cruiser slammed into his pickup and officers opened fire; none of the bullets struck Perdue.
His pickup, police later explained, matched the description of the one belonging to Christopher Jordan Dorner — the ex-cop who has evaded authorities after allegedly killing three and wounding two more. But the pickups were different makes and colors. And Perdue looks nothing like Dorner: He's several inches shorter and about a hundred pounds lighter. And Perdue is white; Dorner is black.
"I don't want to use the word buffoonery but it really is unbridled police lawlessness," said Robert Sheahen, Perdue's attorney. "These people need training and they need restraint."


If nothing else, this Dorner incident has proven to the III Percenters that we're going to have it easier than everybody figured when the Uprising begins - these stupid motherfuckers can't tell their collective asses from a hole in the ground.
I wonder who they're going to fuck up next - a nun in a Toyota sedan because she's wearing black? A heavyset black businessman on his way to the office in his SUV?
If Rodney King was still alive I bet he'd be catatonic, barricaded in his bedroom.