Sunday, February 10, 2013

Keystone cops, I swear

David Perdue was on his way to sneak in some surfing before work Thursday morning when police flagged him down. They asked who he was and where he was headed, then sent him on his way.
Seconds later, Perdue's attorney said, a Torrance police cruiser slammed into his pickup and officers opened fire; none of the bullets struck Perdue.
His pickup, police later explained, matched the description of the one belonging to Christopher Jordan Dorner — the ex-cop who has evaded authorities after allegedly killing three and wounding two more. But the pickups were different makes and colors. And Perdue looks nothing like Dorner: He's several inches shorter and about a hundred pounds lighter. And Perdue is white; Dorner is black.
"I don't want to use the word buffoonery but it really is unbridled police lawlessness," said Robert Sheahen, Perdue's attorney. "These people need training and they need restraint."


If nothing else, this Dorner incident has proven to the III Percenters that we're going to have it easier than everybody figured when the Uprising begins - these stupid motherfuckers can't tell their collective asses from a hole in the ground.
I wonder who they're going to fuck up next - a nun in a Toyota sedan because she's wearing black? A heavyset black businessman on his way to the office in his SUV?
If Rodney King was still alive I bet he'd be catatonic, barricaded in his bedroom.


gratefuldog said...

You nailed it, Kenny. I had a conversation Friday about how this one guy -ONE GUY- seems to have the LAPD scared past the point of recklessness. What if TWO guys declared war on the LAPD? Or Ten?

(Note: I am not anti-police. I am anti thug... Dorner is clearly a thug. The LAPD?? sometimes it's hard to tell...)

Jason said...

The cops here in northern Nevada are a bit on edge lately also. I was stopped and had my car looked through recently, all over a little known statuate regarding my front license plate. A shitty excuse to fuck with a guy if you ask me.

timbo said...

Jason - For the sake of education, what was the little known statute regarding your front plate?

Sara said...

Two ladies delivering newspapers, that was who was next...

Frito said...

The boys over at Gottagetdrunk first blog posted a visual aid for the LAPD to recognize the perps truck...

Jason said...

NRS 482.275 License plates: Display.

2. If the motor vehicle was not manufactured to include a bracket, device or other contrivance to display and secure a front license plate, and if the manufacturer of the motor vehicle provided no other means or method by which a front license plate may be displayed upon and secured to the motor vehicle:
(a) One license plate must be attached to the motor vehicle in the rear; and
(b) The other license plate may, at the option of the owner of the vehicle, be attached to the motor vehicle in the front.

Needless to say, I opted not to wear a plate on the front of my car. I don't want to drill holes into my bumper, and I don't have to. Fuck those guys.

By the way it's a 1997 Jeep Cherokee Sport. Do not buy one unless you have about a thousand dollars or so every six months to fix the motherfucker.

Fuck Obama