Wednesday, March 13, 2013


A man went to his friend's costume party wearing nothing but a pair of pants.
His friend asks "I give up, what are you supposed to be?"
"Why, I'm a premature ejaculation" he replies.
His buddy asks "Okay, but where are your shirt and boots?"
"I just came in my pants" the guy laughs.


1 comment:

Tom Stockton said...

There's also a joke about a guy showing up at a costume party wearing roller skates -- and nothing else. When greeted at the door by the hostess, she asked what in the hell he was dressed up as. And the guy replied, "I'm a pull toy!"