"Sometimes they write themselves" - Brock Townsend

You know, every day while I'm at work I try to think of something interesting to post. Some days, I have no fucking clue but then I come home and there's a post waiting for me in the comments.
Like Brock says "Sometimes they write themselves."

Here's the comments I got today on my Big Bad Wolf post:

Anonymous said...

Where do you guys live like what town?

April 10, 2013 at 4:12 PM

Anonymous said...

You are clearly a no life jerk off, and I will tell you why. Someone with a career, or even a job that requires more education than the 8th grade, wouldn't have time to repost after every anonymous user tells really how much of a tool you are. So maybe you should try to put the guns down, and go finish high school. Your comments are childish. You are poking fun at this Patrica, who seems to be a very pleasant woman. She politely told you how she thought you were a dick, and you demean her. I am curious why? Do you treat women that way because your drunk daddy beat your hooker mom? Do you have hostilities towards others because, most likely after beating your Mama , he beat you?

See I am not afraid to tell you my names its Mike and actually have a well paying job. A job that could afford me to fly to you and kick the living piss out of you. I will meet you anytime anywhere and I will enjoy making you swallow blood. I will wait for you to call me a coward, and some names. But, perhaps we can arrange this fight, and I have never been more serious about anything in my life.

April 10, 2013 at 4:32 PM

Anonymous said...

Someone should end your life.

April 10, 2013 at 4:36 PM

Anonymous said...

Your hooker mom should of aborted you.

April 10, 2013 at 4:38 PM

Anonymous said...

Haha it took you 20 years to make $29 an hour???? You should use one of those guns on yourself. I make more in 1 quarter than you make in a whole year. But then again, I spend my time working and not poaching animals.

April 10, 2013 at 4:52 PM

Anonymous said...

You must of had a Traumatic Brain Injury while in the Marines. Comments like this, as well as your name calling, and swearing makes you look like a total idiot. Grow up.

Michael Erickson
Ontario, Canada

April 10, 2013 at 5:09 PM

wirecutter said...

Mike, get a fucking life, man. You posted a comment every couple of minutes.
Had you read the comments, you see my name and hometown.
One more time, dumbass:
Kenny Lane, Ceres, CA.
I'm moving in the next couple of weeks, so shoot me an email when you're in the area. I'd like to see you try to make me swallow blood.
You've got the money to fly here? I'm waiting.

April 10, 2013 at 5:44 PM

*****

So Mikey, you've got my name and email address. Your move, partner. 
Every time I hear shit like this I think of something my dear ol' daddy used to tell me: "If you're talking about it instead of doing it, there's a reason you ain't doing it."
Wouldn't it have been easier to just fly out here, surprise me and try to fuck me up instead of warning me? I mean, my name and current town is all over this fucking blog and with all that money you have you could've went to a paid people locator and found out my exact address, flown here, knocked on my door and attempted to do what you're threatening.
But don't be surprised if you get your dumb ass shot in the process - you see, we're still allowed to own guns here and we take our self defense pretty fucking seriously.
I gotta tell ya, you don't impress me very much. You're not even smart enough to click that little red box with the X in it if you don't like what you're reading.
By the way, I wasn't a Marine, dumbass. I was in the Army.