1. My wife keeps an eye on me when other women are around too. 4. Couple nice looking heiffers 5. Hypnotize then strike. 9. Holidays brings out some friction between grandpa and the cat. 10. Need to see it all. Truckers don't try to get in accidents because it risks their license, livelyhood, they hate the paper work they cause and it causes delay.
That's bullshit about truckers-I've gotten to point where they can go fuck themselves. I had one coming at me recently on a 2 lane road with his brights on so I flashed mine. Motherfucker came 1/2 way into my lane and forced me off the road. If there had been a steep drop off, that would have been it for me.
And now here on winding, hilly 2 lane roads in n AR these motherfuckers are all over the GD highway. Fuck 'em.
I like the chick with the cow. Sure would like to spend about thirty seconds with her in the hay mow. I'm in my seventies so thirty seconds is a life time.
#1-there is one chick out of over 600 kids in my class who still looks like she is at most 25yo. All the guys wanted to dance with her at the last reunion.
Taught my youngest to do #3. Pissed her Mother off more than when I taught both kids to pull my finger.
ReplyDelete#10 happened to me less than a year ago on I-24 by Chattanooga. Took out the whole side of the SUV. Scary-- not funny
ReplyDeleteBut it's always funny when it happens to someone else!
Delete-Just A Chemist
#10: Take it from me, having driving an F-150 with a 20-ft travel trailer across country a few times, some truckers can be real SOBs on the road.
ReplyDeleteEspecially when there are two assholes deliberately blocking and holding up traffic.
DeleteLeigh
Whitehall, NY
#7 - YOU clean it up!
ReplyDelete#1. Alcohol might have been involved.
ReplyDelete1. My wife keeps an eye on me when other women are around too.
ReplyDelete4. Couple nice looking heiffers
5. Hypnotize then strike.
9. Holidays brings out some friction between grandpa and the cat.
10. Need to see it all. Truckers don't try to get in accidents because it risks their license, livelyhood, they hate the paper work they cause and it causes delay.
That's bullshit about truckers-I've gotten to point where they can go fuck themselves. I had one coming at me recently on a 2 lane road with his brights on so I flashed mine. Motherfucker came 1/2 way into my lane and forced me off the road. If there had been a steep drop off, that would have been it for me.
DeleteAnd now here on winding, hilly 2 lane roads in n AR these motherfuckers are all over the GD highway. Fuck 'em.
I like the chick with the cow. Sure would like to spend about thirty seconds with her in the hay mow. I'm in my seventies so thirty seconds is a life time.
ReplyDeleteFat boy got caught by big mamma, lol
ReplyDeleteJD
#1 - "I sweartagawd, she forced me on the dance floor, there was nothing I could do ... "
ReplyDelete#3 - Say, she's cute ! Good looking and talented.
#9 = "Now Grandpa, you know Maisy hates it when you break wind like that ..."
#4: Must be a 4-H gal with her Holstein. Kinda looks like Helen Hunt.
ReplyDeleteJersey or Guernsey.
Delete#3, Dramatic girl is dramatic.
ReplyDelete#1-there is one chick out of over 600 kids in my class who still looks like she is at most 25yo. All the guys wanted to dance with her at the last reunion.
ReplyDelete#10 Looks like a couple assholes driving side by side doing 40 in a 70.
ReplyDeleteNumber Six:
ReplyDeleteAlsea?
Is that you, girl?
Such a sweetheart!
(Alsea lived with my friends Sam and Lisa in Eugene Oregon. I pet-sat for them frequently.)