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Monday, September 28, 2020

Fucking Mondays...

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  1. #5 - If the person on the toilet didn't need to take a shit, they sure did get some motivation right there !

    #8 - Peacocks iz assholes, yesirree.

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  2. I had #7 happen on a Thanksgiving morning while brining a turkey in the sink. The epoxy that held on the tiles that supported the sink let go, and that was that. Held it back up with a couple 2x4's until I could get a good support system delivered.

    Not a "Fucking Monday", but definitely a "Fuck My Life" moment

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  3. #9 Farm was in Northern Italy. There was another boulder...
    https://blogs.agu.org/landslideblog/2014/01/29/tramin-rockfall/

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  4. #5 You know if somebody was sitting there when that came through the ceiling they were going to be either constipated or sitting on a pile of shit a foot above the toilet. #6 call the kid and the cats from the picture on the website as a clean up crew.

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  5. One of the grandmothers was attacked by her father's rooster when she was about 4 or 5 years old. She flipped out her foot at it and caught in neck and killed it. As she turned around, she saw her father watching her.

    Her: It attacked me!

    Dad: Yup. Guess we're having chicken for dinner.

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    1. Sister got a chick in her Easter basket one year. It grew up to be a big White Leghorn rooster. It attacked me from behind one day while I was mowing the back yard, shirtless. Had it for dinner that evening.

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  6. Your attack chicken stories remind me of a similar incident when I was about 4 or 5. As I recall got the Easter chick which became a mean rooster that kept attacking my bare legs (summer shorts). What did my dad do? He locked my in the chicken pen to help me "get over your fear." I climbed over the damn thing and got cut on the chicken wire at the top. Long time ago.

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  7. #5 - That log is definitely too big for the toilet...

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