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Wednesday, September 30, 2020

The shit I post on Facebook

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  1. stormsailor1981September 30, 2020 at 2:27 PM

    brilliant

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  2. ElmoSeptember 30, 2020 at 2:31 PM

    A little help here. Is #5 some sort of controlled substance or narcotic?

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    1. wirecutterSeptember 30, 2020 at 3:13 PM

      You're from California and you don't know what meth looks like? My, what a sheltered life you lead!

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    2. CederqSeptember 30, 2020 at 3:27 PM

      Hell, I thought it was some new style of hair curlers, what da fluck do I know, I don't do meth, I don't even do aspirin... I wouldn't know what meth look like if it bit me in the ass or rotted my teeth.

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    3. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2020 at 3:51 PM

      I'm from Atlanta, and while I've never seen it, I've seen what it will do to an attractive 22yo stripper... It wasn't pretty.

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    4. pkerotSeptember 30, 2020 at 3:51 PM

      Be Serious! Is meth really pink or blue?? How is it consumed?

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    5. JudySeptember 30, 2020 at 4:31 PM

      That's ok, I thought it was different colored ice.

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    6. BeansSeptember 30, 2020 at 4:41 PM

      I thought it was sugar candy or maybe some sort of bait that you add to your lure.

      Waddayaknow? You learn new things every day.

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    7. wirecutterSeptember 30, 2020 at 6:05 PM

      pkerot: They can make it any color they want, I guess. You can smoke it, shoot it or snort it, but the most common method is smoking it.

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    8. wirecutterSeptember 30, 2020 at 6:06 PM

      Judy: now you know why they call it ice.

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    9. RolandOctober 1, 2020 at 2:29 AM

      You really need to watch 'breaking bad'

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    10. PaulieOctober 1, 2020 at 6:34 AM

      Have none of you seen Breaking Bad? Sheesh, talk about a sheltered life...

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  3. John the RiverSeptember 30, 2020 at 2:36 PM

    #5 I don't get it. Is it drugs?

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2020 at 3:32 PM

    Fuck, I didn't know meth came in designer colors...

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  5. Carl "Bear" BussjaegerSeptember 30, 2020 at 4:01 PM

    #6: The other 2%?

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    1. UnknownSeptember 30, 2020 at 6:50 PM

      They keep going. Use your imagination on what that means. ;-)

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  6. Backwoods OkieSeptember 30, 2020 at 4:15 PM

    #6. What do the other 2% do. Maybe takes a shit
    Backwoods Okie

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  7. NewVegasBadgerSeptember 30, 2020 at 5:15 PM

    regarding #6. the numbers add up to 98%. So what do the remaining 2% do?

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2020 at 7:09 PM

      The other 2% cuddle or go make a sammich and bring you back a gatorade for round 2!!! grayman

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  8. bogsidebunnySeptember 30, 2020 at 5:20 PM

    I think the previous couple of commenters are mething with you Wire.

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  9. Fred HornSeptember 30, 2020 at 5:45 PM

    #9 I just sent to a guy I work with, figure if I'm gonna go out do it professionally.

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  10. B.C.September 30, 2020 at 10:02 PM

    Lesbians settle arguments using the old game of "Cock, Labia, Scissor".

    Hey, I'm runnin' on about 2 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours. Don't throw too many rotten tomatoes.

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  11. Matthew WallSeptember 30, 2020 at 10:11 PM

    Lives can be replaced. Just ask your local recruiting officer.

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  12. Matthew WallSeptember 30, 2020 at 11:45 PM

    Some top stuff there mate.

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  13. AnonymousOctober 1, 2020 at 5:14 AM

    #6 The other 2% do just what they did during the act... just lay there. However I highly question the accuracy of those numbers.

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    1. ScooterManOctober 1, 2020 at 10:48 AM

      In my minutes of experience as a lover, I've never had a woman fake their orgasm. In fact they've all been very quick! Almost all start shouting "I'm done! Get off me!"

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  14. NITZAKHONOctober 1, 2020 at 10:09 AM

    17 for the LOL win.

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  15. captcraigOctober 1, 2020 at 1:54 PM

    Re 13, tradition in the Royal Navy and other commonwealth navies, Saturday's toast was until 2013 "To our wives and sweethearts." and someone, always in the back would, sotto voce "May they never meet."

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