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Thursday, October 29, 2020

The shit I post on Facebook

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    1. Yup, you know you hooked up with an Iron Woman when you notice your piss coming out rusty.

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    2. So much for irony. Now let's try wrinkley.

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  2. Somebody explain 19 to me please. (I usually get all of them, this one escapes me.)

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    1. Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. Moths are attracted to them.

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    2. I laughed so loudly at that one...


      I thought it was funnier than the lady in the pink dress.

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    3. Moths are attracted to light. Edison invented the light bulb. 🤷‍♂️

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    4. It isn't that funny.

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    5. Triggered by the salty language? It's goddamm friggin' funny.

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    6. Oh,... so, he's not a podiatrist . ..

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  3. 14) This is what happens when one of your kids is a chemistry major. I got the Fe-male part instantly. Sad.

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    1. Yes. But to make things _really_ interesting, open a bottle of FOOF with it.
      John in Indy

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  4. Got #14 immediately because of my typical online alias and had to save it because of the stinger below. Too good.

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  5. #20 Nikki DeLoach is one of the lead actors in many of those Hallmark movies about wintertime/Christmas love stories. She grew up in a small south-east Georgia town that the closest Piggly Wiggly was in the next county.

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  6. Contrary to popular belief, the light bulb wasn’t actually Edison’s invention (or Tesla's for that matter). Light bulbs had already been invented before he was even born; what he did was buy the patent and improve the design so that light bulbs could be brought to the masses.

    Electric lighting of sorts actually goes back to about 1800 as I recall.

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  7. #6---no need to insult Napoleon like that even if it is true

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I moderate my comments due to spam and trolls. No need to post the same comment multiple times if yours doesn't show right away..