It was a typical night at the old watering hole. Jim walked in, took his seat at the bar and ordered a tall one.
Then Jim told his buddy, Bill. "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently."
Confused by his buddy's comment, Bill asked, "Oh? Why were you wondering about that?"
Jim explained, "Well, somebody married my ex-wife last week."
-Yolo
Outstanding!!
ReplyDeleteSSooooooooo true.
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