I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that wish!"
"O.K. then," I said; "I just want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard" said the fairy.
-Stevienatt
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