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Friday, October 22, 2010

Women, I swear......

I spent $5000 on a boob job for the girlfriend. She was delighted.
I spent another $2000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
I spent $2000 on liposuction for her and she was over the moon.
I spent $30 on a blow job for myself and she goes fucking mental…….
Women?!?!?!

Thanks to Bella for that laugh!
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3 comments:

  1. LC Aggie SithOctober 23, 2010 at 10:43 PM

    We can be such ungrateful bitches ;)

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  2. FoodstampsOctober 24, 2010 at 12:29 AM

    Why do women have smaller feet than men?

    So they can stand closer to the sink.

    Ha ha ha ha haaaa!

    Yeah....

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  3. DebOctober 24, 2010 at 6:27 AM

    $30? That's it? What about, err..."inflation"?

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