Oh, that is fucked up.

An Okie went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving the Nurse says "Congratulations, your wife has had quints, 5 big baby boys."
The Redneck says "I'm not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney."
The nurse replies "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, the babies are all black."

-Yolo