My new black neighbor came up to me and said "I'm sick of all the "innocent" racist remarks you keep slipping in every time we talk."
I said "Now hang on just a cotton picking minute..."
And that reminds me of a couple of weeks ago when I saw Charles, the only black boss on day shift, after he'd been out for surgery.
"Charles, you sweet motherfucker! I haven't seen you in a coons' age!"
He just laughed and said he was on vacation making chitlins and watermelon wine.
