Nice of him to bring his own lettuce. Where's the mayo and tomato and bread? Come to think of it where's the eggs? Lazy fuck, he's gonna be pork chops damned quick.
Tattoo Jim, I remember as a kid in the grocery store seeing 5 gallon buckets of MANTECA. I thought WTF? Then i read the label closely. Manteca is mexican for LARD. My juvenile mind couldn't grasp 5 gal of fat. For what? When I got a little older it was aha, they really are greasy motherfuckers...
Hey dhanna59! Ain't nothing tastes any better than something/anything deep fried in fresh lard! Biscuits, cakes and pies tasted better made with fresh lard... eggs fried in that lard the morning after butchering, man! Those old cast iron skillets just loved to feel the plop of a big old spoon full of lard... it really didn't get any better than that!!!!!!!
Nice of him to bring his own lettuce. Where's the mayo and tomato and bread?
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Lazy fuck, he's gonna be pork chops damned quick.
And sausage... and ham... and pork chops.... and cold packed tenderloin..... and a 5 gallon tub of lard.... and some pork rinds
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Tattoo Jim, I remember as a kid in the grocery store seeing 5 gallon buckets of MANTECA. I thought WTF? Then i read the label closely. Manteca is mexican for LARD. My juvenile mind couldn't grasp 5 gal of fat. For what? When I got a little older it was aha, they really are greasy motherfuckers...
ReplyDeleteHey dhanna59! Ain't nothing tastes any better than something/anything deep fried in fresh lard! Biscuits, cakes and pies tasted better made with fresh lard... eggs fried in that lard the morning after butchering, man! Those old cast iron skillets just loved to feel the plop of a big old spoon full of lard... it really didn't get any better than that!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTattoo Jim, My folks hail from appalachia tennessee and lard was in everything, but , it wasn't a single food group!!!!
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